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The Shinn Asakura Chronicles Volume 7! YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT!!!
YEEAAAAHHHH!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! CONTINUATION OF MY SCRIPTS IS BACK IN PROGRESS!!!! biggrin HERE WE GO!!! RIGHT NOW! razz
Oh yeah, character changes made: Neko's name has been changed to Reina, and Cafe is not in the scripts anymore because her account has been banned!
(Shinn is sitting on his couch, Luna walks downstairs and looks at him.)
Luna: O.O Oh my God...
Shinn: Hey Honey! biggrin
Luna: How did you.....you're back!!! T v T
(Luna runs up and hugs Shinn.)
Shinn: ACK! KA!-- Luna! Can't Breathe!
Luna: Oh, i'm so happy to see you again!!!
Shinn: Luna! Air! I need Air! *cough cough* X.X
Luna: Oops! Sorry honey! ^^'
(Luna let's go and walks over to the mini fridge in the basement.)
Shinn: Yes, i'm back! And I have so much to tell all of you from my trips!
(Luna opens the fridge and sees can of Powerthirst, no Monsters in sight.)
Luna: Ummm.....Shinn? What the hell is this?
Shinn: Oh yeah! That's the new energy drink I wanted you to try! It's amazing!
(Luna grabs a can and looks at the flavour, it says Shockolate.)
Luna: Shockolate?
Shinn: That one's delicious! It's like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM!!!
Luna: .....okay? What about that one?
Shinn: Yes, good choice! You like strawberries? Well how about RAWBERRY!!! It's made with lightning! REAL LIGHTNING!!!
Luna: Okay, I don't think i'm gonna want a drink that's gonna shock myself. -.-'
Shinn: And that's why I also bought other flavours in new ROCKET CAN EDITION!!! With awesome flavours like MANANA!!! FIZZB***H!!! and GUN!!!
Luna: Whoa! Get that thing away from me! DX
(Loyde and Andrew walk downstairs.)
Andrew: And that's how he lost his third testicle! xd
Loyde: Haha! Okay, i'm making reference to that in my comic. Oh, hey Shinn.
Luna: You guys don't sound that excited to see him, I mean, he's been gone for like 4-5 months!
Andrew: Actually, we saw him like everyday, we go to the same school after all. razz
Luna: So I was the only one you never told?!
Shinn: Well Yaveen, Kisa and Reina don't know i'm here either.
Luna: Oh, so it's just the girls, huh? Figures, you sexist! >: (
Shinn: What? You seem angry.... You look like you could use a taste of GODBERRY!!! KING OF THE JUICE!!!
Luna: Ugh! You and your Powerthirst drinks! I want a monster!
(Luna storms upstairs, Shinn looks at Loyde and Andrew.)
Shinn: Did I miss something here?
Andrew: No, you're just retarded. xd
Loyde: Actually, you missed quite a lot these past few months.
(Rygeor jumps down the stairs smiling.)
Rygeor: Ha! Victory!!!
(Everyone looks at Rygeor.)
Rygeor: Ah....oh, hi Shinn.
Shinn: Rygeor, why the hell are you jumping off the walls in my house?!
Rygeor: Sorry, I just had like 5 Dr.Peppers, so i'm like mega hyper right now. biggrin
(Rygeor pulls out an AK-47 and shoots the mini-fridge for 10 seconds.)
Shinn: ........Wait for it.
Loyde: Wait, what?
Andrew: Dude, just watch.
(Rygeor walks up and opens the fridge, a leopard jumps out and pounces him to the floor.)
Rygeor: GAAAAHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!
Shinn: HUMP CATTING!!! A sport you'll invent once you drink a Powerthirst because you'll be TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!!
(Kisa runs downstairs on all fours and sees Shinn.)
Kisa: ~Meow!~ Shinn!!!
Shinn: Holy crap!
(Shinn jumps back, Kisa tilts her head in confusion, everyone looks at Shinn.)
Kisa: ~Meow?~
Loyde: Dude, you do know who this is, right?
Shinn: Yes I know you dumbass! I just got surprised from the whole steam-punk look and bear slipp-- whoa, hold up. Bear Slippers? Bear Slippers!?!? Why in the world are you wearing bear slippers?!?! You're a kitty........thing person, hell if I know.
Kisa: ~Meow?~ What do you mean? I can wear bear slippers if I want to.
Andrew: The kitty thing person is right Shinn. She can wear whatever slippers she feels like.
Loyde: Yup, it's just like this youtube video I saw where there was this kitty that wore slippers and it tried to walk around on somebody's kitchen table, it fell off the table and landed in a garbage can. It was painful, and funny at the same time. razz
Kisa: How is that funny?! That's just cruel and mean!!! ~Meow!~
Loyde: Hey, you're talking to a guy who is a sadistic and psychotic a*****e. I find it to be hilarious when others get hurt, like Rygeor right now getting mauled by the leopard. biggrin
Rygeor: OH DEAR GOD!!!!! WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS DOING ANYTHING TO STOP THIS THING!!!! GAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Loyde: Hahaha.....anyways, yeah, she can wear the slippers.
(Will smashes through a wall in the basement head first, he looks around and smiles.)
Will: V1BT0TY!!! biggrin
Shinn: WILL! WHAT THE HELL!!!
Will: Oh! Hi Shinn! It is very nice to see you again! I would shake your hand but as you can see, I cannot feel my arms.....or legs.....or anything below my neck at this moment! Which kind of scares me because I cannot feel my heart beating! ^^'
Andrew: Looks like Will is running on NO ENERGY!!!
Shinn: Well think fast, DOUCHE-BAG!!! Powerthirst also comes in DOVES!!!
(Shinn walks over with a dove that has a bottle cap over it's mouth, he's pours a drink into Will's mouth, Will then breaks out of the wall.)
Will: When I drink Poderthirbt, I win at EVERYTHING FOREVER!!!
Loyde: He'll win at RUNNING!!! FOOTBALL!!!
Kisa: ARSON!!! WEDDINGS!!!
Everyone: and ART!!!!!
Rygeor: GAAAHHHH-- He'll even win at IRONY!!!
(Will grabs Loyde's Rapier and stabs Loyde in the stomach with it, Loyde keels over in pain.)
Shinn: TOP SCORE!!!
(Reina barges downstairs.)
Reina: Okay, why doesn't it sound like you guys are shooting a horrible commercial down he--!!!
(Reina sees Shinn, she immediately tackles him to the floor.)
Shinn: GAHH!!! REINA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!
Reina: Shinn! You a*****e! You leave for like 4-5 months and don't tell me?!? a*****e!!!
(Reina knees Shinn in the groin, gets up and walks away, Shinn crawls up onto the couch holding his crotch.)
Shinn: Gaaahhhh, not cool Reina! My little men are screaming in pain now!!! Not cool at all! Gaaaaahhhhh..... DX
(Luna runs downstairs and jumps on the couch beside Shinn, she has a huge grin on her face.)
Luna: OMG!!! SHINN! YOU WERE RIGHT! POWERTHIRST REALLY DOES GIVE YOU GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!!!
Shinn: ......Luna, how many did you drink exactly.
Luna: WELL I DRANK ONE AND IT TASTED REEEAAAALLLYYY GOOD SO I HAD LIKE 5 MOAR!!! HEHEHEHE!!!!!! biggrin
Shinn: eek (Shinn slowly turns his head to everyone else.) You guys might wanna start running....like right now.
Andrew: Haha! Nice try Shinn, but that little stunt isn't gonna work a second time on us. razz
Shinn: Dude, seriously, a Powerthirst has like triple the amount of sugar than a Monster, she'll go homicidal.
Luna: PRRREEEEEETTTTYYYYY BBIIIRRRDDSSSSS.....KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!
(Luna grabs one of Shinn's swords and steps closer to the group, everyone steps back from her.)
Kisa: ~Meow!~ Run to the hills!!!
Reina: Run for your lives!!! EEP!
Will: Why are we always running to the hills!!! Isn't there wild kittehs out there?!
(Everyone runs out of the basement, Shinn and Luna look at each other and laugh.)
Shinn: Haha! Works everytime honey! xd
Luna: Hehe, yeah, but I think Yaveen said that she was gonna try a Powerthirst.
(Shinn immediately stops laughing and his eyes widen.)
Shinn: O.O Oh nuts!!!
(Shinn runs upstairs, Luna chases after him, a few seconds later, Rygeor stands up from behind the couch.)
Rygeor: Hello?......Is anyone here???
(The leopard walks up to Rygeor and begins growling at him.)
Rygeor: ........You got to be kidding me....
(Shows upstairs with Shinn and Luna, they run into one room to find Yaveen chugging a can of Powerthirst.)
Yaveen: Hi Shinn! It's good to see y--!!!
(Yaveen grabs her stomach and begins moaning in pain.)
Shinn: Oh God! Look away!!!
(Shows Shinn and Luna covering their eyes, sounds of popping and crying babies are heard in the background.)
Luna: Oh dear Lord....
Shinn: Dammit.....how did I know this was going to happen? The side effect of Powerthirst for women of 30 and over: You will mass produce 400 BABIES!!!!!
*Warning: For baby production, Male assistance is not required but is seriously recommended! xd *
FIN! biggrin
Yay! That's it for Volume 7, hope you guys love it, cause I sure as hell had fun making it! What with all the Powerthirst references here and there! So yeah, stay in touch for more volumes in the future! Cause i'm BACK BABY!!! biggrin
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