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Alright ladies and gents! Chip chip cheerio! The simply MARVELOUS volume 6 has arrived, exscuse me? Why am I speaking in a british accent? *ahem ahem, cough cough* ah, much better! Well here it is guys and gals, volume 6! In three, two, one, BURN:

(Shows Shinn's house, a bus drives down his street and stops infront of his house, Will (WillDamous) walks out of the bus with two bags.)
Will: Ahhhh, finally home! This is sweet!
(Will walks up to the house and puts his bags on the ground, then walks up to the front door and knocks on it, no one answers.)
Will: .......Hello?......Shinn? You there?
(Will looks at the window and then looks back at the door, the door opens and hits Will in the face, sending him head first to the ground, he hits the ground and it shows inside his head, two blobs are sitting in his head, one has the word "Smartness" on it, the other has the word "Dumbass" on it, the two blobs feel an impact and "Smartness" is launched out of his head, it shows back with Will.)
Will: Owwy....
Shinn: Huh? Will!!
(Will jumps up and stumbles forward.)
Will: Shinn! My bestest buddy in the whole wide world! It is so nice to see you again, friend!
Shinn: Uhh.....Will? You feeling alright? I mean you seem alot more.......stupid.
Will: Oh I am great, fantastical! Wonderful! I am exstatic to see you!
Shinn: That's a little too happy.
Will: Now I am sad, I am depressed.....*sniff* I don't think I can go on...
Shinn: .....ooookay? Well come on in man!
Will: Certainablely!
(Will walks inside and Shinn looks infront of the door at the bags.)
Shinn: Hey Will? You forgeting something?
Will: Oh noes! Did I forget my pants again?!
Shinn: ........Nevermind.
(Shinn walks up and grabs Will's bags and throws them inside.)
Will: Haaaay! Where is everybodly?
Shinn: Hm, I've been wondering that myself, they were all here this morning at breakfest, then they saw this ad in the paper about joining the military, look.
(Shinn picks up a newspaper and shows it to Will.)
Will: ........I'm confuzzled.....
Shinn: Huh? About what?
Will: Okayzzzz.....what does that word say?
Shinn: Cool.
Will: and that one?
Shinn: People.
Will: that one?
Shinn: Join.
Will: that one?
Shinn: The.
Will: and that one?
Shinn: Military.
Will: Oh......hey Shinn, did you know that cool guys join the military?
(Shinn looks at Will and throws the newspaper at him, then he sits down on his couch.)
Shinn: So dude, how was England?
Will: It is a beaubiful country! Bleep-bloop!
Shinn: Okay seriously Will, you're acting really stupid right now, and if you're just playing around then you might wanna stop cause I'm not in the mood for it.
Will: Hung? Why is that? Best friend Shinn?
Shinn: Well you remember my girlfriend Luna?
Will: She is, the mean one.
Shinn: No Will, that's either me or Loyde.
Luna: Oh...So what is wrong, bestest friend?
Shinn: Well me and her got into an arguement this morning, and we arn't really on speaking terms right now....
Will: Bleep-bloop! How does that make you feel?
Shinn: Don't try to help me Will, that's Yaveen's job anyways.
Will: Who?
Shinn: .........*sigh* nevermind.....
Will: Hey Shinn! I got a great idea! Why don't we be cool people and join the military too! Maybe that is where everyone else went to because they wanted to be cool like me!
Shinn: .........hm.....well, I got nothing else to do, might as well, alright let's go Will.
(Shinn and Will walk out the door.)
Will: Yay! We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of--
Shinn: Shut up! No singing!
Will: Aww, sounds like someone needs a hug!
Shinn: I swear to God, Will if you hug me, i'm gonna kick you in your nads!
Will: Grouchy Grouchy!
(Shows at a warehouse, Shinn and Will walk into the warehouse to see multiple lines of people, Shinn notices Loyde and Rygeor standing in line.)
Shinn: Hey Loyde! Rygeor!
(Loyde and Rygeor look over to see Will waving at them.)
Loyde: Will!?
Rygeor: Holy crap! He's back!
(Shinn and Will run up to them.)
Will: Hi pals!
Loyde: Hey Will! Long time no see man!
Rygeor: How was England?
Will: It was fantabularific!
(Loyde and Rygeor are silent, they look at Shinn, Shinn shrugs.)
Loyde: .....oookay? You feeling alright Will? You seem a lot more stupid.
Shinn: That's what I said!
Will: Bleep-bloop!
Shinn: So anyways, you two are here, where's everyone else?
Rygeor: Well long story, everyone except you came here but they all started acting weird when they got this military idea in their heads.
Loyde: Well to start off, Andrew was talking to Luna about some crap called the "Freelancer Project", and then he ran off screaming in a British accent.....not his finest hour I presume....
Rygeor: Then Neko started making all these sex jokes for no reason, and Yaveen starting kissing all the majors' asses on the Red side.
Loyde: Oh yeah, don't even get us started on Kisa, she's been acting extra girly-girl ever since we got here.
Shinn: Hmm.....I see......and what about Cafe?
Rygeor: Well she was standing in the line with us until two guys randomly came over and took her away.
Loyde: Their exact words were "Oh jeez, I want a piece of that a**!", then they grabbed her and ran towards the Medic's station.
Will: Bleep-bloop!
Shinn: I see......and what about Luna?
Loyde: Well when Andrew left, she just disappeared!
Shinn: Seriously? I wonder where she went......well what about you two?
Rygeor: Well i'm not exactly sure but Loyde has been acting extra lazy lately.
Loyde: Yeah....and Rygeor's been a complete a*****e this entire time!
Rygeor: Shut up Maggot!
(Rygeor punches Loyde in the back of the head, Loyde falls to the ground screaming in pain.)
Rygeor: Yeeeaaaah! Take that b***h! That's for b***h-slapping me AND the 13-inch midget!
(The 13-inch midget runs up to Loyde.)
Midget: Take that mutha-f***er!
(The midget kicks Loyde in the face.)
Loyde: ACK!!!
Shinn: Huh......okay then, me and Will might as well stand with you two th--
(Someone walks up to Shinn and Will.)
Person: Whoa whoa whoa! You can't do that cause then you'll make the sides un-even! How much experience do you two have?
Shinn: Well i'm pretty good with guns......just not at aiming...
Person: Alright, and what about you, son?
Will: Uhhhhhhhh......
Person: Nevermind, okay, you buddy will head over to the Blue side.
Shinn: Oh...okay then.....
(Shinn walks away, person looks Will, Will is still standing their confused.)
Person: Oh boy, I always get the rookies....
(Shows with Shinn, Shinn walks up to one of the Blue lines.)
Neko: Hey Shinn!
(Shinn looks ahead and sees Neko waving at him, Shinn walks up and joins Neko.)
Shinn: Hey Neko.
Neko: So I guess we're the only two who are joining blue, huh?
Shinn: Not exactly, I was gonna join red but I got kicked over to blue, shitty luck huh?
Neko: Wait....you guys were gonna leave me by myself?!? You bastards!!!
Shinn: Wait Neko, I didn't know you were on the blue side!
Neko: Ahhh shut up with your exscuses! And to think I was going to let Dr.Rosie play with Mr.Emotion.....
(Neko pets Mr.Emotion, Shinn looks down at his Panda and looks back up at Neko.)
Shinn: *sigh* Neko, for the last time, his name is HECTOR! Not Dr.Rosie!!!
Neko: Hmph! Suit yourself....
Person at desk: Next!
Neko: Oh! That's us!
(Neko and Shinn walk up to the desk.)
Person at desk: Alright, we're short on blue soldier in Blood Gulch, so we are going to send you their to help the Captain, got it?
Shinn: Alright then.
Neko: Hey! What's the Cap's name?
Person at desk: You'll find out when you get there.
(Person at the desk presses a button and both Shinn and Neko disappear, screen fades out.)
-The End-


So yesh, their you guys and gals go, pretty much leaves you hanging for now, right? xd Like your probably asking to yourself......where was Cafe taken to? Or why did Luna disappear so suddenly? Or why did I bring back the 13-inch midget? OR, the most confusing of them all......why was Andrew screaming in a British accent?! Well my little companion cubes xd all your answers will be answered in due time...........wait......did I just say all your ANSWERS will be answered?! Oh for God sakes!!! I really gotta proofread my s**t! xd


DAILY SONG CHOICE TIME!!!! YAY!!! xd

Song: Stop!
Artist: Jane's Addiction
The beginning is random xd