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(Shinn and Loyde standing in a field talking.)
Loyde: So what's this for again?
Shinn: I don't know, the writer of these stories has this new thing in mind where he wants to do this thing called a "Public Service Announcement", or whatever the ******** it's called.
Loyde: Dude, I swear PSAs are what the guys at Rooster Teeth do for Red vs. Blue, he's got it all backwords!
Shinn: Dude, just shut up and follow my lead.
(Cuts to show them facing the screen)
Shinn: Hi, my name is Shinn Asakura from the popular web-stories "The Shinn Asakura Chronicles". Welcome to "The Shinn Asakura Chronicles" first ever "Public Service Announcement", or PSA for short.
Loyde: Whoa whoa whoa, hold up a second, why do they call them "Public Service Announcements?", I mean, this isn't really going out to the public, this isn't really a service, and what's the announcement again?
Shinn: Shut up dude, or you're going to get us fired, just say your lines.
Loyde: Fine. We realize that alot of you are here tonight, because you have never heard of this crazy thing called "The Internet".
Shinn: If you or someone you know is thinking about using "The Internet", then we've prepared the following skits, to show you how "The Internet" is different from the real world.
*Real Life Vs. Internet*
*Meeting New People - Real Life*
(Rygeor and Neko are talking to each other.)
Rygeor: Wow, it was really great to meet you.
Neko: It was really great to meet you too!
Rygeor: Would you mind if I called you later?
Neko: Sure!
*Meeting New People - Internet*
(Loyde and Rygeor are talking to each other, Rygeor has a blond wig on.)
Rygeor: So big boy, I--
Loyde: Your not a girl.
Rygeor: What? Of course I am!
Loyde: A real girl?
(Andrew is in the background.)
Andrew: Who’s a girl? I like girls!
Loyde: Shut up you!
Rygeor: Yes, I am really a girl, te he he.
Loyde: …..Send me naked pictures.
Rygeor: …………Okay.
Andrew: I love Angelina Jolie! Does anyone else like Angelina Jolie? She’s got enormous lips!
*Checking Your Mail - Real Life*
(Shinn is standing in front of his mail box.)
Shinn: Bills, bills, bills…..coupon….great.
*Checking Your Mail - Internet*
(Shinn is standing in one place, Kisa appears in front of him.)
Kisa: Pardon me my friend, but I am Nigerian Royalty, I need you to send me money…..please ignore the fact that I can’t spell Nigerian…..or Royalty.
(Yaveen appears behind Kisa.)
Yaveen: Would you like to re-finance your home? Mortgage rates have never been lower!
(Loyde appears beside Shinn.)
Loyde: Hey Shinn! We got all the filthiest sluts on the Internet! They’re hoped up on herbal Viagra and waiting for you!
(Andrew appears behind Yaveen.)
Andrew: Would you like a bigger p***s? Where would you like it? I can suggest some places!
*Going Shopping - Real Life*
(Shinn is at the store, Luna is a clerk at the desk.)
Luna: $12.99 for that Muse CD please.
(Shinn takes out some money and hands it to Luna.)
Shinn: Here you go.
Luna: Have a nice day!
*Going Shopping - Internet*
(Shinn is standing in one place, Loyde is walking around.)
Loyde: Does anyone have the new Muse CD?
Shinn: I have it.
Loyde: Give it to me, right now!
Shinn: Give it to you? Why would I do that?
Loyde: *GASP!* Your not giving it to me! Give it to me faster!
Shinn: Wait….that’s illegal!
Loyde: No it isn’t! I don’t want it to be illegal! Therefore it isn’t! That’s the way it works!
(Neko looks at them.)
Neko: Muse sucks! I hate you, and I hate the bands you like!
*Partying with friends - Real Life*
(Everyone is partying in a room, Luna walks up to Rygeor.)
Luna: This is a great party!
Rygeor: Yeah! Whoo! Alright!
*Partying with friends - Internet*
(Luna and Rygeor are standing in a room by themselves.)
Luna: ………..
Rygeor: ……….
Luna: …..Hey…..where is everyone?
Rygeor: I guess they’re all masturbating.
Luna: Oh……right….
Rygeor: Well see ya later Luna, I’m gonna go masturbate.
Luna: Okay, see ya.
*Discussing Politics - Real Life*
(Kisa and Andrew are talking to each other.)
Kisa: Look, that’s just the way I feel about it.
Andrew: Well I disagree, but I respect your opinion.
*Discussing Politics - Internet*
(Explosions are happening all over the place and people are shooting and shouting at each other.)
Kisa: YOU DESERVE TO DIE!!!!! DIE AND GO TO HELL AND BURN!!!!!!
Andrew: OH YEAH?!? WELL I HOPE YOU GET RAPED!! TWICE!!! MAYBE THEN YOU’LL FEEL DIFFERENT! JERK!!!!
(Yaveen runs in from the side.)
Yaveen: WE DON’T NEED TO FIND ANY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!! WE JUST NEED TO WANT TO FIND THEM! THAT’S THE WAY IT WORKS!!!
Rygeor: I VOTED FOR NATER!! I HATE EVERYONE!!!
Luna: WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE YOUR HOME PAGE TO “MOVEON.ORG”?!?
(Neko moves in front of the screen.)
Neko: Politics makes me sooooooo horney! Check out my webcam pic at “Presidential Sluts.com”!
(Shows back with Shinn and Loyde.)
Loyde: Very powerful stuff there…..
Shinn: So just remember, “The Internet” can be a very scary place if your not prepared.
Loyde: How do you recommend they prepare?
Shinn: I don’t know……try heading over to your middle school Chess club, hand out crystal meth and guns! That might be some good practice.
Loyde: Thanks for reading everyone! Now let’s all go home and masturbate!
Shinn: Loyde….

You heard em correctly xd and I wanted you guys to find out abut this on your own, instead of me having to message everyone about this new thing that I will also be doing. This PSA was based around Red Vs. Blue's PSA on Real Life vs. Internet razz


DAILY SONG CHOICE!!! YAY!!! xd

Song: Feel Good Inc.
Artist: Gorillaz
w00t! xd