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So here we go! Volume 4 is now open! I won't keep you all waiting so let's get started right away! 3, 2, 1, ACTION!:


*Inside Blu base, Rygeor is sitting on a chair, the alarm rings*

Alarm Voice: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!
Rygeor: The Red Spy is in the base?!

*Rygeor grabs a shotgun off the wall and runs out into the hallway*
Alarm Voice: PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!
Rygeor: We need to protect the briefcase!
Neko: Yo! A little help here?!
*Rygeor turns to find Neko trying to open a door*
Neko: Whoa whoa whoa! Cut! Yaveen! CUT!
Yaveen: What now Neko?!?
Neko: Why the hell do I have to dress up as a guy?!
Yaveen: We'll all have to do it! So shut your yap already!!!
Neko: .....Alright fine! But you owe me! You have to be my slave for a week!
Yaveen: Fine whatever! Just do your role!
Neko: Alright!
Yaveen: Okay!
Neko: Yes!
Yaveen: OKAY!
Neko: Good!
Yaveen: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
Neko: O__O Alright fine.....b***h....
Yaveen: Okay, rolling in 3, 2, 1, ACTION!
*Rygeor runs up and pushes Neko aside.*
Rygeor: Alright, Alright, stand back kid...
*Finds key pad on the door*
Rygeor: 1, 1, 1 and uh... 1!
Neko: Let's go! Let's go!
*Loyde runs in from behind*
Loyde: INCOMING!!!
*Loyde runs right into the door and breaks it down, pushing Rygeor and Neko right up to the desk where the briefcase is.*
Neko: AHHHHH!!!!-- Hey! it's still here!
*Andrew walks in from behind holding a body*
Andrew: Ahem! Gentlemen..... So, i see the briefcase is still in tack...
*all others in the room nod*
Andrew: Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a Red Spy on the way here? No?... then we still have a problem--
*Andrew throws a body on the desk, the body is Kisa's, a switchblade is sticking out of the back*
Rygeor: --and a knife...
Neko: Oh whoo, big problem, i've killed plenty of spies--
*Neko takes the blade and spins it*
Neko: --the dime-a-dozen, back-stabbin' scumbags... like you!--
*The blade hits Neko's hand*
Neko: --ow!! No offence....
Andrew: If you've managed to kill them then I assure you they will not like me.... and nothing... NOTHING like the man loose inside this building!
Neko: What are you, President of his fan club??
*Rygeor and Loyde laugh*
Andrew: No... that would be your MOTHER!!
*Andrew pulls out a folder and throws it on the desk, pictures come flying out of the folder reveiling the Red Spy (Shinn) and the Neko's mother (Luna) kissing.*
Neko: WAH!?... but.... i....
Andrew: Indeed... and now he's here to **** us! So listen up kid! Or pornography staring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today....
*Rygeor and Loyde are looking at the pictures and laughing, Neko frantically picks them up again, Andrew walks away and takes out a cigarette, then lights it.*
Andrew: This Spy has already breached our defences.... and you've seen what he's done to our collegues!
*Points at Kisa's body on the table*
Andrew: .....and worst of all.... he could be anyone of us! He could be in this very room! It could be you! It could be me! It could even be--
*Rygeor shoots Andrew with the shotgun and his head explodes.*
Neko: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!
Rygeor: What? It was obvious! He's the Red Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now.............aaaany second now.....see! red!....oh wait...that's blood....
*Neko in the back, starts creeping up behind Rygeor and Loyde, she takes out the blade and spins it with her fingers*
Loyde: So... we still have problem....
Rygeor: Big problem... alright... who wants to help find this Red Spy....
*Neko turns into Shinn*
Shinn: Right behind you.
*Rygeor and Loyde are shocked, Shinn kills both of them.*
(Screen goes black with the word "FIN" on it, zooms out to show everyone standing around the computer looking at it.)
Yaveen: Voila! A masterpiece in the making!
Shinn: Umm.....Yaveen.....I know you came up with this idea....and you directed it and all.....but this was made by a video game already!
Yaveen: O_e .....exscuse.....me?! *twitches*
Shinn: ......umm....I mean.....it's amazing! Ignore the last thing I said! It was amazing! It was awesome! It was amazingly awesome! sweatdrop
Yaveen: Thank you Shinn!
Loyde: It still was stolen....
(Yaveen turns and looks at Loyde.)
Shinn: Loyde! You idiot! Don't say th--
Yaveen: What....did you....just say to me?....*twitches*
Loyde: I said it was stolen! You stole this from Team Fortre--
(Yaveen takes out a magnum and shoots Loyde in the stomach.)
Loyde: AGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! MY INTESTINES!!!!!!
Yaveen: Anyone else? Hm?
(Everyone is silent, but Loyde is screaming in pain.)
Yaveen: Good! It was MY idea! GOT IT?!?!? O_e *twitches*
(Everyone nods, Rygeor looks off screen at someone.)
Rygeor: Oh yeah.....dude, sorry I shot you with the shotgun, I didn't know there was real bullets in that thing.
Andrew: No problem homie, I understand...
Rygeor: So.....what happened to you voice.....
(Pans over to show Andrew with Snoop Dogg's head.)
Rygeor: And your head....
Andrew: Well I was chillin' wit my homies and then you took my head off fo shizzle....
Rygeor: .....Okay why are you talking like that....
Andrew: Oh s**t dog! Your right! Okay this s**t's wack!
Rygeor: .....Okay now you're scaring me...
(Shows back with Shinn, Neko walks up to Yaveen.)
Neko: b***h!
Yaveen: What now Neko!
Neko: You lied to me!!! You said that ALL the girls would have to dress up as guys!! The only one I saw was me!!!
Yaveen: >:O AND KISA!!!
Neko: .......wait what?!?
Kisa: Ya I had to dress up as a guy too ya know.....~Meow!~
Neko: ......but you said all the girls had to do it!
Yaveen: Okay, one, I lied, two, I wouldn't be able to do that because I was the DIRECTOR!!!
Neko: Well it doesn't matter now! You owe me 2 weeks now!
Yaveen: I don't owe you anything, b***h!
Shinn: Ooooo!!! BUTT-SLAMMED!!!
(Yaveen and Neko look at Shinn.)
Shinn: Sorry....caught up in the moment sweatdrop
Neko: Actually, good thing your here Shinn, cause I have a question for you.
(Neko takes out pictures from her pocket.)
Neko: Where did you get the pictures that were in the folder?
Shinn: Huh? What are you talking about?! I didn't get them!
Neko: LIAR! They were pictures of you and Luna KISSING!
(Neko and Yaveen look through the pictures.)
Yaveen: ....and by the looks of these pictures, you two are pretty experienced, cause the action is up hill from there! Haha!
Loyde: AGGHHHH!!!! MY STOMA-- Bowchickabowow! xd
Shinn: Ngh! Gimme those!
(Shinn grabs the pictures.)
Shinn: .......It.....IT WAS OUR FIRST TIME! GOT IT?!
(Yaveen and Neko are giggling, Loyde is half laughing, half in pain still.)
Shinn: What's so funny!? Have any of you done that stuff yet?!
(They stop laughing and look at Shinn.)
Yaveen: I'm 30!!! Of course I have dumbass!!!
Shinn: Oh...ya....forgot about that....
(Neko, Loyde and Kisa all look at Yaveen.)
Kisa: Wait a minute.....your 30!?!
Yaveen: Yes! I'm technically old enough to be all your parents!!
Neko: That's so wierd!....Cool.....but wierd!
(Loyde stands up and staggers over towards Yaveen.)
Loyde: Hold up.....you mean....you.....your 30....
Yaveen: YES!!!
Loyde: .......That means all this time you could of bought us BEER!!!!
Yaveen: Exscuse me?!? I'm not your slave!!!
(Everyone downstairs starts to yell at each other, Luna comes downstairs with a plate of cookies.)
Luna: Okay everyone! I got-- O.O
(Luna looks around to see everyone yelling at each other.)
Luna: ......cookies?....hm....
(Luna shrugs and sits down on the stairs, she takes out an ipod and begins to listen "I'm on a boat!" by Lonely Island and starts to eat some of the cookies.)
Luna: ~Hm..hmhmhm....hmhmhm....i'm on a boat....i'm on a boat....take a good hard look at the mother f**kin' boat...~ ahhhhh.......I love this house biggrin
-The End!-

Ahhh.....that was awesome razz also, if anyone wants to see the video for the actual thing that it was from, search "Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Spy" onto youtube or any other video watching site razz

DAILY SONG CHOICE!!! YAY!!! xd

Song: Gone
Artist: Crooked X
Cause that song is just awesome razz it's also amazing, it's AMAZINGLY AWESOME! xd