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*Inside Blu base, alarm rings*

Alarm Voice: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!
Blu Soldier: The Red Spy is in the base?!

*Blu Soldier grabs shotgun and runs out into hallway*
Alarm Voice: PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!
Blu Soldier: We need to protect the briefcase!
Blu Scout: Hey! A little help here?!
*Blu Soldier turns to find Blu Scout trying to open door*
Blu Soldier: Alright, Alright, stand back kid...
*Finds key pad on door*
Blu Soldier: 1, 1, 1 and uh... 1!
Blu Scout: Let's go! Let's go!
*Blu Heavy runs in from behind*
Blu Heavy: INCOMING!!!
*Blu Heavy runs right at door and crashes it down and pushes Soldier and Scout right up to the desk with the briefcase on it*
Blu Scout: AHHHHH!!!!-- Hey! it's still here! biggrin
*Blu Spy walks in from behind holding body*
Blu Spy: Ahem! Gentlemen..... So, i see the briefcase is still in tack...
*all others in room say "yes"*
Blu Spy: Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a Red Spy on the way here? No?... then we still have a problem--
*Blu Spy throws body on a table, knife is sticking out of the back*
Blu Soldier: --and a knife...
Blu Scout: Oh whoo, big problem, i've killed plenty of spies--
*Scout takes knife and spins it*
Blu Scout: --the dime-a-dozen, back-stabbin' scumbags... like you!--
*Knife hits Scout's hand*
Blu Scout: --ow!! No offence....
Blu Spy: If you've killed them then they will sure as hell not like me.... and nothing... NOTHING like the man loose inside this building!
Blu Scout: What are you, President of his fan club??
*Others laugh*
Blu Spy: No... that would be your MOTHER!!
*Spy pulls out folder and throws it on table, pictures come out of the folder reveiling the Red Spy and the Blu Scout's mother having sex*
Blu Scout: WAH!?... but.... i....
Blu Spy: Exactly... and now he's here to **** us! So listen up boy! Or pornography staring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today....
*Soldier and Heavy looking at pictures and laughing, Scout frantically picking them up again, Spy walks away taking out cigarette and lighting it*
Blu Spy: This Spy has already breached our defences.... and you've seen what he's done to our collegues!
*Points at body on the table*
Blu Spy: .....and worst of all.... he could be anyone of us! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be--
*Soldier shoots Blu Spy with shotgun and kills him*
Blu Scout: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!
Blu Soldier: What? It was obvious! He's the Red Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now.............aaaany second now.....see! red!....oh wait...that's blood....
*Blu Scout in the back, starts to creep up behind Soldier and Heavy, takes out Knife and spins it with his fingers*
Blu Heavy: So... we still have problem....
Blu Soldier: Big problem... alright... who wants to help find this Red Spy....
*Blu Scout turns into Red Spy*
Red Spy: Right behind you >: D
*Blu Soldier and Heavy shocked, Red Spy kills both of them*
*Later..... Red Spy has briefcase and searches through pictures on the ground, picks up one picture of Red Spy and Blu Scout's Mother*
Red Spy: Ahh... ma petite cheveur...
*Walks away with picture in hand*

Spies are awesome xd

SONG CHOICE TIME!!! YAY!!! xd

Song: Hard to Handle
Group: The Black Crowes
The Spy really is hard to handle xd