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Yes, i've finally come up with a name for my little stories razz "The Shinn Asuka Chronicles" is in full swing, and i'm planning more and more stories as time passes, and this story is Volume 2 (since technically volume 1 was the story I did before on "My two week hiatus starts now." wink

So here is a new story made by me, and you might see some new faces *wink* xd here it is:

*Shows Shinn down in his basement playing Halo 3 with Rygeor, Rygeor is holding the controller with one hand and looking at a magazine, Shinn is struggling and repeatedly yelling "Damn!".*

Shinn: Damn!.......Damn!........Damn!

*The screen shows Shinn and Rygeor shooting at each other, Rygeor kills Shinn and the game ends at 25-0.*

Shinn: Dammit!
Rygeor: ......What happened?
Shinn: Wah?!? What happened?!? You just beat me 25 to nothing!
Rygeor: ......oh.....ah so what.....shooting at people with made up weapons is so boring! ........I need a new challenge........yeah, I need to shoot at people with.........*eyes open up wide*.....with new weapons! Quick! Where does Andrew keep his tools!
Shinn: What?! Dude I really don't think you should be going into the garage man, he hates it when people use his stuff!
Rygeor: The garage! Thanks Shinn!
*Rygeor runs upstairs with a 360 and Halo 3 in his hands, Shinn just sits there.*
Shinn: .........Why does no one ever listen to me!!!

*Luna walks downstairs and sits beside Shinn*
Luna: Hi honey!
Shinn: Hey.....
Luna: Hm? What's the matter honey? You seem miserable...
Shinn: *sigh* it's just that no matter what I do, no one in this house listens to a word I say!
Luna: What do you mean?
Shinn: Rygeor just ran upstairs and is about to try and mess with Erdman's xbox, after I just told him NOT to do it!
Luna: Well you know how Erdman is, Rygeor will get killed!

*Yaveen and Neko (Neko Chii Star) come walking downstairs*

Yaveen: I'm not saying that!
Neko: Say it!
Yaveen: It's HIGHLY unlikely that it would EVER happen!
Neko: SAY IT!!
Yaveen: Will it shut you up?
Neko: ......Yes.
Yaveen: Okay fine Neko, The Fonz could beat up Bruce Lee!
Neko: Thank you! Oh hey Shinn, hey Luna!
*Neko kicks Shinn in the knee.*
Shinn: OUCH! What was that for?!?
Neko: I don't know, I just like to kick things.....and people xd
*Neko kicks Yaveen in the a*** xd
Yaveen: YIPE!!! Alright that's it!
*Yaveen pulls out an AK-47*
Neko: O___o.......oh geez...
*Neko runs upstairs and Yaveen chases her.*
Luna: .......I love our friends xd
Shinn: I do too. xd

*Shows Rygeor in the garage with the xbox on a table, Andrew walks into the garage and behind Rygeor.*

Andrew: Rygeor you have 10 seconds to tell me what you're doing in here.
Rygeor: WHOA! I can explain!
Andrew: 9 seconds.
Rygeor: Well you see I--
Andrew: 5 seconds.
Rygeor: WHAT?!?! No way that was 5 seconds!!
Andrew: It is now, 4 seconds.
Rygeor: There's a hypathetical reason--
Andrew: 3 seconds.
Rygeor: Can't we talk this out?!?!
Andrew: 2 seconds.
Rygeor: New Weapons!
Andrew: 1 second.
Rygeor: Don't hurt me!!!
Andrew: ........New weapons? Is it broken?
Rygeor: No no it's not broken.... it's just that....okay look, i'm too good at halo, it's a curse....
Andrew: Heh, I know what you mean, I haven't played this game in over a month.....it's boring, right?
Rygeor: Ya! Alright, you see, that's why I took it apart, you see new weapons equals bigger fun!
Andrew: .......Hm....you might have something there, we'll try it out, oh and hey, if we can't put it back together, you owe me $300!
Rygeor: .......but I don't have $300....
Andrew: Then I'll have to kill you!
*Rygeor looks at Andrew, Andrew has a sinister smile on his face.*
Rygeor: ......I think I just peed myself.....
Andrew: Whoa dude! Not on the Xbox! You don't want to shock yourself, do you?

*Shows back in the basement, Shinn and Luna are sitting on a couch together, Loyde walks downstairs.*

Loyde: Hm? Where's the xbox?
Shinn: Oh yeah, Rygeor is tinkering with it.
Loyde: ........Son of a b***h! I brought down my System of a Down CD so we could put the songs on there!
Shinn: Oh.......well you snooze you lose buddy xd
Loyde: Ehh whatever, what are you guys watching?
Luna: I really do not know.....it looks like that guy from The Hangover doing stand-up....
Loyde: Zack Galifanakis? Oh yeah that guy is hilarious! biggrin
Shinn: Hmm....ehh whatever.
*Yaveen and Neko walk back downstairs and sit down.*
Neko: Alright alright, I will have to admit that was an amazing burn Yaveen, but i'm not falling for it again, let me assure you!
*Neko kicks Luna in the leg.*
Luna: Ouch! Grrrrr.......Yaveen.
*Yaveen hands Luna the AK-47.*
Neko: Oh $%@#!!!
*Neko runs upstairs and Luna chases her, everyone is silent.*
Shinn: ........
Yaveen: .......
Loyde: ........Lvl 48 Blademaster bitches! Lmao!
*Shinn looks at Loyde.*
Shinn: Yaveen, how many AK-47s do you have?
*Yaveen hands Shinn another AK-47.*
Loyde: O___o Oh noes.....

*Shows a screen with the words "The End" on it.*
Kisa: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! What the hell?!?!
*Kisa and Cafe appear infront of the screen.*
Cafe: Are you kidding me?!? We didn't even get an appearance in this volume!!!
Kisa: ~Meow!~ I'm telling you, Shinn is a cat hater!
Cafe: .......Don't you mean neko hater?
Neko: Exscuse me?!?
Cafe: Not you Neko!
Kisa: ~Meow!~ I can't believe this.....and I let him adopt me, he is very evil!
Cafe: Agreed, and I make Deathnote stories with that b*****d!
Shinn: Ummm.....ladies, i'm standing right here, you know that right?
*Kisa and Cafe are silent.*
Kisa: ~Meow!~ .......umm.....you didn't hear any of that, did you?
Shinn: Which parts? The part where you said I was a cat hater or the part where you said I was very evil.
Cafe: .....I think he heard us Kisa....
Kisa: ........~Meow!~
Shinn: Oh don't you ~Meow!~ me!
Kisa: Huh???
Shinn: Okay, i'm sorry you two didn't get a part in this volume but you will get one in the next volume! I assure you! Now please apologize to the viewers at home for your outbursts.
Neko: Whoa! What did you say?!? Viewers at home!?!? You mean i'm on camera right now!?!?
Shinn: Wait Neko!
*Neko kicks Kisa in the butt, Kisa hisses and attacks Neko.*
Shinn: Son of a--

-The End!- (Really xd )

Ahahaha, I forgot how funny I am xd , now that was volume 2 with a special end appearance by Kisa and Cafe razz (Sorry I forgot about you two sweatdrop )


DAILY SONG CHOICE TIME!!!! YAY!!! xd

Song: Billie Jean
Artist: Michael Jackson
*Does Michael Jackson's moonwalk* xd