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The looooong awaited volume 3 is here! biggrin So get ready to blow milk out your nose! (or crack, which ever one better suits you xd ).
So heeeeeerrrrreeeeee wwweeeeeee ggoooooooooo!!!:

(Shinn is sleeping in his basement on his couch, Luna walks downstairs and walks infront of him.)

Luna: Hm....hey, honey?
Shinn: Mmmm.......yeah?
Luna: I can't sleep....
(Shinn sits up and Luna sits beside him.)
Shinn: Well if you can't sleep then take my advise, don't count endangered animals or you will run out.
(Loyde runs downstairs with a laptop in his hands.)
Loyde: Shinn! You gotta take a look at this!
Shinn: *sigh* what now Loyde.....
Loyde: Just look at this news story that I found on Yahoo.
(Loyde shows Shinn the computer, the news story is the story about the two women who were rescued from slave labour in North Korea by Bill Clinton.)
Shinn: So, what about it?
Loyde: Look at the pictures of the women as they're leaving the airplane, arn't they missing something?
Shinn: I still don't know what i'm looking for.
Loyde: Okay okay, here are pictures of them before they were captured.
Shinn: Can you please elaborate?
Loyde: Alright look, in the before picture, one of the women is holding a sandwich, and in the after picture, the sandwich is GONE!
Shinn: .......Are you retarded?
Loyde: North Korea has valuable sandwich technology in their hands now! Those bastards!
Shinn: Okay, you are officially on my retarded list, your number 43. Oh yeah, what are you doing up so late!? It's 3 in the MORNING!
Loyde: Ehh, I was leveling my blademaster on perfect world all night, he's now lvl 55 bitches!
Luna: Is that all you ever do?
Loyde: As a matter of fact, yes it is the only thing I ever do, because I am determined to become a higher level than Rygeor, and I am REALLY close to achieving that goal! So don't argue with me because I am always right! ALWAYS!!!
(Shinn and Luna are staring at Loyde)
Shinn: Yeah....keep tellin' yourself that and maybe it'll come true, Haha!
(Kisa walks downstairs and sits down on the floor.)
Kisa: Okay, that was the worst doctor i've ever been to in my life! He just sucked blood from my neck!
Shinn: Huh......what was his name?
Kisa: ....umm......i think......Dr.Acula......i think that was it, ya.
(Everyone stares at Kisa)
Kisa: What? I don't see what the prob-- ohhhhh I get it now.....that sneaky little b*****d!
Shinn: Sooo.......there were no side effects? Like, your perfectly fine?
Kisa: .....Well......I do feel..........a little.......light......headed.......~Meeoooowww~.....
(Kisa falls over and passes out, everyone standing there staring at her.)
Loyde: ........Anyone want popcorn? I could go and make some.
Luna: You are so evil!
Loyde: Thank you for noticing!
(Yaveen, Rygeor, Andrew and Neko all come downstairs.)
Yaveen: Hey guys, what happened? We heard a thump from upstairs.
Shinn: Well Kisa got bit by a vampire and passed out.
Rygeor: So what are you gonna do with her?
Luna: Well we're gonna need someone to take her back to her roo--
Everyone but Luna: Not it!
Luna: .......Oh for God sakes! You guys are all lazy!
(Luna gets up and grabs Kisa's arms.)
Luna: Can someone grab her legs?
Neko: Fine, i'll do it.
(Neko walks up and grabs Kisa's legs, they then proceed to carry her up the stairs.)
Luna: Hm, while i'm up here, I might as well get a drink.
(Luna and Neko walk upstairs while carrying Kisa, Andrew then jumps on the couch.)
Andrew: Oh yeah Shinn, I noticed that you were running out of pop in your fridge, so I went to the store earlier and bought a couple monsters, if that's okay with you, right?
(Shinn's eyes open wide and his left eye begins to twitch as he slowly turns towards Andrew.)
Shinn: .......You.......bought.......m-m-monsters?!?!?
Andrew: .....Uhh...yeah? Why? What's the matter?
(Shinn grabs Andrew by the neck.)
Shinn: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR BLOODY MIND?!?!?
Andrew: ACK! Whoa! What did I do?!?!
Shinn: Did you not just hear Luna say that she was going to get a drink?!?
Andrew: Yeah so? So if she's thirsty she'll take more then you want her to take, big deal!
Shinn: Oh my God you just don't get it! Do you know what happens to Luna when she drinks a monster?!
Andrew: .....ummm....she obeys your EVERY command? Haha!
Loyde & Rygeor: Bowchickabowwow!
(Shinn punches Andrew in the gut.)
Shinn: No you idiot!
(A screech is heard from upstairs, Cafe and Neko come running downstairs and try to hide.
Neko: WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!
Cafe: LUNA HAD A MONSTER!!!
Yaveen: OH JESUS!!! RUN!!!
(Neko, Yaveen & Cafe all run out the back door of the basement, Shinn, Loyde, Andrew & Rygeor are all still standing there.)
Shinn: She goes on a SUGAR RUSH! Now do you see what you've caused?!
Loyde: Ahh lighten up dude, it's just a sugar rush, I mean it's like she's gonna try to kill everything she sees.
(Luna walks downstairs with a rocket launcher in her hands and a big grin on her face.)
Rygeor: Why do you always have to say that!!!
Andrew: Oh crap! That's my rocket launcher!!!
Shinn: Guys, just run like hell! I'll hold her off!
Loyde: Alright dude!
Andrew: Get me my rocket launcher when your done!
Rygeor: Bowchickabowwow!
Loyde & Andrew: NOT NOW!!!
(Loyde, Andrew & Rygeor run out the back door and close it, Shinn and Luna just stand there, then they break out laughing.)
Shinn: Hahahaha! Top drawer! Excellent performance honey! Hahahaha...
Luna: Hehe, you think it was believable?
Shinn: I think Rygeor peed himself again when you walked downstairs but other than that, of course!
Luna: Hehe....so I guess that means.....we're alone now....right?
Shinn: Hahaha......I understand what's going on, and i'm all for it.)
(Kisa pokes her head downstairs.)
Kisa: Hey guys! ~Meow!~ Where did everyone go?
Shinn: Probably for a jog, how do you feeling?
Kisa: Well....I have a sudden urge for blood for some reason.....
(Kisa looks at Shinn at licks her lips, Shinn's eyes open up wide.)
Shinn: Umm.....yeah that's nice and all....but i'm gonna find the others now! So ya, don't bite me and see ya girls!
(Shinn runs out the back door, Luna and Kisa start laughing and high five each other.)
Luna: Works everytime!
Kisa: Just like old times, too!
Luna: Haha....but your seriously not gonna bite me.....right?
Kisa: .......We'll see ~Meow!~
Luna: O_o I really don't like that answer......
-The End!-


Ahahaha! Top drawer! Hahaha......top.....haha.....drawer-- okay moving on! xd

DAILY SONG CHOICE TIME!!!!! YAY!!! xd

Song: Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)
Artist: Styx
Cause I'm a hard-working man myself! *cough cough* LIE! *cough cough* xd