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"AAALRIIIGHT!!" xd Yesh hello again guys and gals, it's time for my fifth installment of the "Shinn Asakura Chronicles"! *cheering in the background* razz Now this week we have Volume 5, and I know you guys and gals are gonna enjoy it because I put ALOT of time and effort into this one, so you better like it!!! xd
Now then, three, two, one, kick a**!:

(Shinn is sitting in his basement watching TV with the remote in his hand, shows the TV, Bowser and Peach from Super Mario are standing beside each other.)
Bowser: You know Peach.....it's girls like you who set women's rights back about 400 years, you wear a dress and heels, you b***h-slap opponents, you have a vegetable garden, AND one of your most powerful moves, is your a**!!
(Peach gets angry and smacks Bowser in the face with a frying pan.)
Bowser: ACK! Wear did you get that frying pan?!?
Peach: Uhmmm.....in my kitchen?
Bowser: Ah! YA SEE?!?!
(Shinn changes the channel to show a commercial for Oxi Clean by Billy Mays.)
Billy: Get on the ball! It's new Oxi Clean Detergeant! Now, I know what your thinking, what about the rinse cycle--
(Billy gets hit by something off screen.)
Person off-screen: This is a game, not a commercial.
(Shinn keeps flipping through channels.)
Shinn: Jeez…everything on television now-a-days is just violence, isn’t there anything else on TV that doesn’t have to be people killing each other?
(Shinn comes across “Young & The Restless”.)
Shinn: Huh…..Y & R…..I remember that show…..my grandpa was always watching this soap for some weird reason….
(Shinn starts thinking about it, shows a flashback of Shinn and his brother sitting on a couch watching Pokemon.)
Shinn: Dude, I could so totally beat your party in pokemon Gold & Silver.
Brother: Oh really, how exactly can you beat a full Fire party! It’s bloody unstoppable!
Shinn: Water, numbnuts.
Brother: …….Wow….I really have to re-think my party choices…..
(Shows a clock above the TV saying “3:29”, the clock changes to “3:30” and a beep goes off, Shinn and his brother both look at the clock.)
Shinn & Brother: ……Son of a--
(Shinn’s Grandpa walks into the room.)
Grandpa: Okay you lazy free loaders! Move your asses! Y & R is on!
(Shinn and his brother both move over and his grandpa sits in between them.)
Grandpa: If either of you talk, your both dead!
(Shinn and his brother are silent, the screen fades out to show back with Shinn thinking about it.)
Shinn: ……..Wow…..well anyways….I wonder where they are in the story…..
(Shinn starts watching it, he slowly begins to close his eyes, then he falls asleep, he opens his eyes again and he’s in a hospital bed, everyone is standing around the bed.)
Shinn: Whoa! What the hell?! Where am I?!?
Luna: Honey, your in the hospital, you got hit by an Oxi Clean Detergent ball….
Shinn: …….WHAT?!?
(Yaveen walks up to Shinn.)
Yaveen: Actually Shinn…..I have something to tell you….
Shinn: What is it?
Yaveen: ……I’m not really your friend……honey….
Shinn: …..What did you just call me?
Yaveen: ……I’m your mother.
Shinn: …….WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!
(Andrew walks up behind Yaveen.)
Andrew: ….and I’m your Father.
Shinn: ……..WHAAAAAATT?!?!?!?!?!?!
(Loyde and Kisa walk into the room.)
Loyde: Guys…..we have an announcement we have to make…..
Kisa: Yes…..me and Loyde……are getting married!
(Everyone claps, Shinn’s mouth drops and his eye twitches.)
Shinn: WWHHHHAAAAAAAAATT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(Neko runs up to Shinn.)
Neko: Isn’t this great brother? When you get out of the hospital, we can play the PS3 again like old times!
Shinn: BROTHER?!?!? PS3?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?
(Luna looks back to Shinn.)
Luna: Oh yeah Shinn, I’m cheating on you for Rygeor.
(Shinn’s eyes open wide and he screams, the screen starts spinning in circles, and it shows Shinn jolt from his couch.)
Shinn: Huh?! Huh!?……phew! It was just a dream…..
(Luna walks downstairs.)
Luna: Hey honey!
Shinn: Hey sweet heart….I had the weirdest dream a minute ago….
Luna: Okay, well what happened?
Shinn: Well…..Yaveen was my mom, Andrew was my dad, Neko was my sister, Loyde and Kisa were in love, you were cheating on me for Rygeor, I had a shitty PS3, and for some reason I was in the hospital for being hit by an Oxi Clean Detergent ball……does any of that make any sense whatsoever?
Luna: ……Well, I only know one thing of what you just said that does.
(Luna stands up and walks to the back of the basement, she walks up to a curtain and pulls it across, Loyde and Kisa are behind it kissing, Shinn’s mouth drops.)
Luna: Also, look in front of you.
(Shinn looks at the table in front of the TV, there is a PS3 sitting on the table, Shinn’s eyes open up wide and he stands up, he looks around and screams, then runs out of the basement through the back door, the screen starts spinning in circles again and it shows Shinn jolt from a bed.)
Shinn: …..phew…..another dream again……..hm?
(Shinn looks around the room.)
Shinn: Who’s room is this?
(Shinn looks beside him and he sees Café sleeping in the bed as well, Café turns over and looks at Shinn.)
Café: You alright Shinn?
(Shinn’s eyes open up wide and he screams again, the screen starts spinning again and it Shinn jolts from his couch in the basement again, he starts looking around and is panicking.)
Shinn: Is this a dream?! Is it real?! I don’t know!?! Well, there’s no PS3.… I guess it’s real…
(Shinn looks at the stairs, Loyde and Kisa come walking downstairs.)
Kisa: Hey Loyde, thanks again for helping me put this PS3 together.
(Shinn’s eyes open up wide and he screams yet again, he then runs out of the basement through the back door, Loyde and Kisa are just standing there.)
Loyde: What’s his problem?
Kisa: I don’t know……so anyways, Loyde, can you help me test it out?
Loyde: Absolutely not! I HATE PS3! I vowed never to play one in my life and I ain’t starting now!
Kisa: ……..
(Kisa shows puppy dog eyes to Loyde.)
Loyde: No! Don’t do that! Stop it! AGH!!!!! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!!
Kisa: Yay! Thank you Loyde! ~Meow!~
Loyde: ……Fuuuuuck……
(Loyde and Kisa sit down and turn on the PS3, Rygeor walks downstairs with a piece of wood in his hand.)
Rygeor: Okay, who put a piece of ******** wood in my bed this morning!
(Loyde and Kisa look at Rygeor.)
Loyde: Oh, speaking of morning wood, hey Kisa guess what.
Kisa: What?
Loyde: I got a 13-inch member.
(Loyde smiles and Kisa looks at him with a disgusted look.)
Kisa: EWWW!!!!! Your ******** gross!!!
(Kisa runs out of the basement, Rygeor looks at Loyde and shakes his head.)
Loyde: …..I think my wiener just inverted….
Rygeor: That was a stupid thing to say dude.
Loyde: I wasn’t talking about that! I meant this guy!
(Loyde picks up 13-inch midget.)
Midget: Hey! Put me down you psycho!
Loyde: Who said you could talk!
(Loyde b***h-slaps the midget and he falls over.)
Rygeor: Wow….you got some issues dude…..
Loyde: Who said you could talk either!
(Loyde b***h-slaps Rygeor across the face.)
Rygeor: Agh! Alright that’s it!
(Rygeor pulls out an AK-47, Loyde smiles.)
Loyde: First of all, you stole that from Yaveen, second of all, you’re a p***y for using a gu--
(Rygeor shoots Loyde in the stomach.)
Loyde: AGH!!!!! ********!!!!! MY SPLEEN!!!!
(Loyde falls over, Rygeor smiles.)
Rygeor: Mission accomplished!
(Rygeor puts a thumbs up to the screen, a message appears on the screen saying “New High Score - Insert Name = AAA”, the “AAA” turns into “a**” and laughing is heard in the background.)
~The End~


Yes yes, rejoice Rygeor xd

DAILY SONG CHOICE!!! YAY!!! xd

Song: Catcher in the Rye
Artist: Guns N' Roses
"Won't let you get away from him..." <.< wow xd