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Two people at a funeral discuss how the deceased lost his life, the first says he was there when it happened.

the deceased's name was jim, the friend's was bill. jim tripped a kid driving by on a bike and snickered as he tumbled. bill said "you know it wouldn't kill you to be nice to people." jim snorted and said "fine, I'll help that old lady across the street, will that shutcha up?" bill nodded and jim helped the elderly across, as jim headed back, bill called out "now was that so har--" a bus hit jim, killing him. the other man said "wow...ironic" and walked away. in the end, it DID kill him to be nice.