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I don't see why anyone likes that stupid, f$^@ing mutt, all it seems to do is stumble across things that wouldn't actually be found in hours of searching by sitting on a switch inbetween scarfing everything it sees and being a pansy. If all it can do is run away from the "monster", (that you'd think they'd have the sense to run up to and just tear the mask off, for god's sake they're never real, the stupid bastards) why the hell do those stupid teenagers keep him around? Do they just need someone to put the douchebag's mask on at the end of EVERY frickin' show and go "booga booga"?

Honestly, you figure they'd stop falling the same stupid tricks they do in EVERY frickin' show. They've unmasked hundreds of real estate developers and treasure hunters and whatnot, but the next "case" is always "ahh, run from the ghost like twats!" Wtf, what happens to their skepticism when mr. early halloween costume shows up? Oddly enough, they never seem to stop and think; "you know, it was a fake the last 14652 times, maybe it's fake this time?" They usually outnumber the p***k 5 to 1, so why run away? Nothing about the show makes the slightest bit of sense, and I'm not going to bother with how the damn dog can talk. First of all, why not call the police saying a manic in a suit is on the loose? Are the police that incompetant? When said maniac is found, there is no need for a stupid in-and-out hallway of doors with hippie music montage. Just dropkick the b*****d. They shouldn't have trained that stupid waste of a canine to talk and gorge itself, they should have made it into an attack dog. What seems scarier, a thing that 99.999999999 times out 10 is a man in a suit, or an angry, snarling animal with big teeth? Well, the second one, obiously, but cartoon makers will never realize my obvious brand of simple genius, so I guess that can just go f#@k off with the idea of removing the damn robots too.

That brings me to my next source of pure hate, Why is it that every joe schmoe has a college degree in making robots that the government has scarely drempt of? They explain EVERYTHING with bloody anamatronics and the guy who was just mad about not getting his coffee hot enough in the mornings building a mini mega-zord and spaceman suit terrorizing people for it. It's stupid bulls#^t, and the guys over at mystery inc. that think this s#%t up need to either have 19 random bones broken or watch a few saw movies to see what real elaborate horror themes look like.

Now, just for kicks, let's see the kid angle. The show tells children that everything can be explained with robots and masks, mankind is in complete control, and there is nothing unknown out there. I shouldn't have to tell you what's wrong there.

BOTTOM LINE: For a show based on logic and science and whatnot, scooby doo is another poorly written piece of crap that should have died with TMNT.

That's this week's rant, I'm Varmeip, Goodnight.

PS: I got it on saturday this time!
PSS: I'm now taking suggestions on rant topics.