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Note: You probably shouldn't do any of these things as they're really stupid and probably illegal.

1. Stand outside of a hospital and when patients come in, say "people die here."

2.go to wal-mart and draw black spots on individual eggs with a sharpie to make them look like eyes.

3.Paint lines in a parking lot too close together so that cars will be able to park, but not open their doors when right next to one another.

4.Saw 6 inches off of chair legs to make everyone feel short.

5.Find an intersection, dismantle the traffic lights, impersonate a police officer, and direct traffic quickly and efficiently.

6.Mount wheels of various sizes on things (trees, buildings, signs, neighbor's pets) using a drill, superglue, or tape.

7. Get a bunch of those big, inflatable, arm-flailing tube guys and put them on rooftops.

8. Walk along the streets at night with a shaggy coat, a six pack of popular beer in one hand, and a sharp object of some sort (knife, axe, sword, chainsaw, huge spork, ect) in the other and see if anyone will pick me up.

9.Sit on a bench somewhere where there are people if not on, then near the bench and laugh as loudly as I can for a long time, not caring if someone asks why I'[m laughing until I'm done, which is when I should answer "I was thinking about your mother." (or something like that)

10. Put on a suit of all red, (facepaint, gloves, red goggles, ect.) and try to blend in with my surroundings in CHINA TOWN. I'd hit people from behind and the stand still making them think they're being attacked by ghosts, hopefully steal something, regardless of what it is or if it's valuable, just to steal something invisibly. Eventually, I'll find two people having a conversation, stand near them for a long time not saying anything and at some point say the most awkward thing I can think of, (fruitsalad, your mother, psssssst! pass the bacon, cowpenis, or something like that) then slip away in the awkward silence.