• Do your homework!
    Eh, i could, but...

    Clean up this locker!
    Eh, I could, but...

    Make something of yourself, you're 16 for god's sake!
    Eh, I could, but...

    Can't you wear anything besides black?
    Eh, I could, but...

    Cut your hair, you look like a retard!
    Eh, I could, but...

    Stop being such a smart-a**!
    Eh, I could, but...

    At least act like you care!
    Eh, I could, but...

    Jeff, can you read us a bedtime story?
    I'd love to! ^_^