• Don’t introduce me to your dumb sexisms and racisms,
    because honey, I don’t care about that
    So lock up your opinions and stay out of my way, away
    You gotta learn that I’m not some trinket
    I won’t hang on your arms and laugh at everything you say
    Get this in your head: I’m not arm candy
    [Chorus: I won’t strut your way or laugh your way
    Dance your way or bat my eyelashes
    I’m not a trophy or an object
    Not a brainless little doll to play]
    I have my standards, and your miles and miles away
    I won’t lower my drawbridges for you
    I’ll sit in my high tower and ignore you calling me
    If you think I’m Ranpunzel, Darling
    Then my hair is staying up and you’re staying down there
    Don’t kid yourself; you’re not Prince Charming
    [Chorus]
    Like a bad reception you’ve been dropped, call me back never
    I’m not exactly waiting on you, no,
    If there is a deadzone then it’s you, and your cheating heart
    So just forget about a second chance
    If I heard all your excuses then I’ll be here awhile
    My minutes don’t go that long, bye bye
    [Chorus]
    Just go and find yourself a Barbie
    That’s pretty and will smile and will do what you say
    But sorry Ken, I’m not your Barbie
    I don’t laugh at everything you say, you’re not that fun
    I won’t save my smiles just for you
    Or do everything you tell me to, I have a brain
    Do I have to spell it out for you?!
    Go away, away, I’m not yours to play, go away, away......