• TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IN A LOCKER ROOM

    1. "mines longer!" "well mines thicker!"
    2. "yours is all bendy and mines straight"
    3. "touch it"
    4. "oh my god it's all over the floor"
    5. "can you hold this?"
    6. "do you think it could bend"
    7. "it's squishy"
    8. "it's a slightly smaller version"
    9. "it got stuck in the hole!"
    10. "it's so hard"