• Once upon a time there was an elf named Poncho. Poncho had a sister fairy, named Sarah. Sarah's half-boyfriend's cousin had a friend who had a distant aunt that had a enemy who had a step-brother named ELEVATOR.

    Elevator was a troll, and was one day walking through the Magical Forest of Sparkling Darkness. He was very thirsty by the time he came across a Magical Pony.

    "Hello," said the Magical Pony," I see you are weary, and must be very thirsty." Elevator nodded his large head.
    "There is a Magical Stream nearby, down the path to a tree who smiles, to the left, and keep walking. But remember, the stream, if you drink from it, is an instant death. Except for one small portion of it. If you drink from THAT spot, all your wishes and dreams will come true."

    So Elevator continued down the path, debating on whether or not he would follow these instructions to the stream, when he came upon a Magical Smiling Tree.

    The Smiling Tree said nothing, but smiled at him with great large leave-teeth. Elevator was creeped out and instantly went towards the left. On the way to the stream.

    He found the stream, found the most sparkling part, lifted to the water to his mouth, thought of his wishes to marry Sarah, his step-brother's enemies' aunt's friends' cousin's girlfriend. Or something like that, he thought.
    He pridefully, knowing he had the right place somehow. Drank, he did.

    He died.



    The END!!!!!!! =)