• L: “Hello everyone and welcome to our little chat room and it’s literally a chat room.” Eats a piece of cheese cake, “Yum…”

    Light: Clasps hand together, “Uh yeah this is nothin’ but one big talking…thingy…where me, Ryuzaki and Matsuda….

    Matsuda: “Hey!!”

    Light: “……ookay, well anyway this is like one big talking session where we sit and chat with random guests! And sometimes even answer fan mail!” sits back into chair.

    L: “And some of the guests are very unexpected, like once we had inuyasha on here.”

    Light: chuckles a bit, “ Yeah I remember that one,” sighs, ” sadly…..I do.”

    Matsuda: “The guy had friggin dog ears!! How cool was that!!”

    L: “…..he almost cut off my hand when I touched them!! I was just being the curious genius that I am!”

    Light and Matsuda: Laughs.

    L: “What?”

    Light: “That’s a good one Ryuzaki. You….a genius? Ha!”

    Matsuda: “Yeah I mean, you did kinda loose to LIGHT….I mean common….this is LIGHT we’re talking about….”

    Light: “….and what exactly is that suppose to mean Matsuda??”

    Matsuda: “Well your kinda are a murderous psychopath that thinks killing criminals will help the world and-“

    L: “Matsuda, Matsuda,” puts hand over his mouth, “ stop talking….your just going to get yourself killed.”

    Light: Mumbles, “Mental note…. Kill Matsuda….”

    Matsuda: “What was that Light?”

    Light: “Huh? Oh uh nothing! So uh anyways let’s just answer our first fan mail of the day!” scrambles through big pile of fan letters and takes out one. Clears throat, “Dear Light, Do you….still…have…your..virginity?...”

    L: “Oooh! This is a GOOD one Light!”

    Matsuda: “Yeah Light so tell us…..are you still a virgin?”

    L: Chuckles a bit, “Wow this is better than that ‘Have you ever eaten at Mcdonalds’ question!”

    

    Light: Blushes terribly, “I uh….I’m not….a virgin.”

    L: “…..”

    Matsuda: “…..”

    Light: “…..”

    L and Matsuda: Bursts out laughing!!

    Light: “What!?”

    L: “ Oh my god who did you do it with!?”

    Matsuda: “Yeah! Who made you into the man you are today!?”

    L and Matsuda: Burst out laughing again.

    Light: “Do you guys really wanna know?”

    Matsuda: “Yeah tell us c’mon!! Was it Misa? Takada?”

    Light: “Well,” turns to L, “ y’know that time when you got drunk on sweets….and woke up with a sore bottom?”

    L: “……”

    Matsuda: “…..”

    Light: “Yeah um……”

    L: “…..”

    Matsuda: “Light you didn’t!”

    Light: “ Hey I can talk over the world don’t think I couldn’t do something as simple as-“

    L: “YOU MEAN THAT WASN’T FROM FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS!?”

    Light: “no.”

    Matsuda: “….”

    L: “Gahhhh!! You’ve scarred me!! You’ve….you’ve gone past my boundaries!! God I don’t even allow Watari to touch me in those places!!”

    Matsuda: “……god I’m just-“

    Light: “Well um, “coughs , “lets move on shall we. Our first guest today is Misa!”

    

    L: Is absolutely disturbed.

    Misa: Giggles “Hi guys!!” Comes in all chippery and takes a seat next to Light

    Matsuda: “Hey Misa!”

    L: “Hello Misa.” Bites down on a strawberry.

    Light: Groans “Heeey Misaaa.”

    Misa: “this is so cool that you guys actually have me on your show! Hi everyone!” waves to the camera.

    Light: “Misa stop it. Your embarrassing me!”

    L: Puts thumb up to lip, “So Misa,” approaches her very abruptly, “Is it true that you’re a twenty dollar whore!?”

    Matsuda: “Yes and gives us the juicy details!!”

    Misa: “WHAT!? I’M NOT A WHORE!!”

    L: “Not from what we hear from Light!”

    Light: “Ryuzaki shut it!! Or I’ll have to kill you all over again!!”

    Matsuda: Laughs “Yeah seeing how she’s the second kira we shouldn’t try to get her mad.”

    Misa: “….So Light…..you think I’m a twenty dollar whore huh? You jerk!!” b***h slaps Light.

    Light: “OW!!”

    L: “Ha!!” points to Light,” Light just got b***h slapped!! God I wish I got that on video! We’d get a million hits on youtube!!”

    Matsuda: “Ooh that outta hurt.”

    Misa: “We’ll be having a little talk when you get home Light.” Marches off in a steam.

    L and Matusda: “oooooooh.”

    Light: “Oh shut up! You guys can’t even get a girl.”

    L and Matusda: “….”

    L: “Damn you Kira!! Foiled again!”

    Matsuda: “Well I would if I actually had time to!!”

    Light: “Riiiiight. Nice try Matsuda but just face it. You guys just don’t have the looks and the charms.” Foxy smile.

    

    L: “He’s right, but I still object it is some-what possible for us to get girls.”

    Matsuda and Light: “He’s in denial.”

    L: “What!? I am so not!!” eats mcdonald fry fiercely.

    Light: “Well that’s all the time we have for today! Please Join us next time on…..oh my god…..we haven’t named our show!!”

    L: “Nice goin Light….I thought we had put you in charge of all that.”

    Matsuda: “YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A NAME FOR THIS!?”

    End