A funny horror story
a man and his family of wanderers were traveling one day and met an old woman who claimed she was their cousin and offered to let them live with her, the man accepted. later that night, the man's wife overheard the old woman say "tonight I will eat my guests!" and a cow mooed as if to say " no! don't!" the wife told her husband and he ignored her, thinking she was crazy. the wife took the children and left, the old woman asked where they went, with a butcher knife in one hand. the man didn't answer. the old woman's skin turned young and green, and she said "hahahha!! you fool, I'm a witch and I will devour you... so, tell me, which part of you should I eat first? the man said " my wife warned me, and I didn't listen... so please, begin with my ears."
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