• Every word capitalized. Every proper noun italicized.
    Me and my faux-otaku hipsters think of suicide.
    And genocide -- wait nah, not really though.
    We ain't got the gall.
    We buy our V-Necks at the damn Big and Tall.
    We're out of shape, our OCs wear capes.
    And that experimental orgy ruined my mother's drapes.
    We're just friends? No, there's gotta be something more.
    Hate to say it, don't what the s**t I'm living for.
    Only two hundred-thousand years, we've already ruined the planet.
    I wish our names were Tito, Mike
    and Janet.