• As I mature

    I've learned that you cannat make
    someone love you. All you can do is
    stalk them and hope they panic and give in

    I've learned that no matter how much I care
    Some people are just assholes

    I've learned that it takes years
    to build up trust and it only takes
    suspicion, not proof, to destroy it

    I've learned that you can get by
    on charm for about fifteen minutes
    After that, you'd better have a big p***s
    or huge boobs

    I've learned that you shouldn't
    compare yourself to others, they're
    more ******** up than you think

    I've learned that you can keep vomiting
    long after you think you're finished

    I've learned that we are responsible
    for what we do, unless we are celebrities

    I've learned that regardless of
    how hot and steamy a relationship is at
    first, the passion fades, and there had better
    be a lot of money to take its place

    I've learned that 99% of the time when
    Something isn't working in the house
    you blame it on someone else even if
    you know you didn't do it

    I've learned that people you care most
    about in life are taken from you too soon
    And all the less important ones just never go away

    Pass this along to everyone.... trust me
    they'll appreciate it and who knows, maybe
    something good will happen.

    If not, tough s**t