• Me: I have decided to do the disclaimer! I do not own the naruto or the akatsuki members...except for Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, and Tobi.
    Hidan: You don't own us, b!tch!
    Me: I know. ): But if I did, Deidara wouldn't be dumb enough to commit suicide for his so called 'art.'
    Deidara: What, un?
    Me: Nothing, honey. biggrin ninja

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    Chap. 4: Talking money

    Kakuzu: *counting money* 325....335....336....341.....
    Hidan: 37,708,462, f*cking,122,958
    Kakuzu: *loses count* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! FUUCK YOU, HIDAN!
    Hidan: *sticks out tongue and walks away*
    Kakuzu: Grrrrr... The people here don't have any respect for money...
    Money: Kakuzu...Kakuzu....
    Kakuzu: What the h3ll was that?
    Money: Kaaaaaakuzu....
    Kakuzu: What the f*ck, answer me! Who are you?!
    Money1: We're the money, dammit.
    Money2: D@mn right, we are!
    Kakuzu: What the f*ck....?
    Money3: Spend us you son of a b!tch cheapscate.
    Kakuzu: No.
    Money1: Then what will you do with us?
    Kakuzu: Are you the only parts of my money that talk?
    Money1,2,3: Yes.
    Kakuzu: It pains me to do this... *picks Money1,2,3 and throws in Tobi's room*
    Money: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!
    Tobi's room~:
    Tobi: Does money like the Tele Tubbies??? Tobi likes the Teletubbies, un! (Yeah, still got the 'un' XD)
    Money2: Make it stop! Make it stop!
    Tobi: *takes off mask and uses evil voice* Then I'll do something else... Muahahahaha!
    Money: Sh!t.
    Momentarilly...
    Money: No! Not the shredder!!!!! Anything but the shredder!
    Tobi: MUAHAHAHAAHHAA!!!!!!!!! DIE B!TCHES!!!!!!!
    Deidara: *goes into room* What the h3ll, Tobi, un?
    Tobi: *puts mask back on quickly* H-hi, sempai, un.
    Deidara: =.= (thinkning): He still has the 'uns'. *sees money* H-hey, Tobi. Whatcha gonna do with all that money, un?
    Tobi: Nothing much, sempai, un.
    Deidara: C-can I have it, un?
    Tobi: Okay, Sempai, un! *throws it at Deidara godsmackingly*
    Deidara: D@MMIT, UN! THAT HURT!
    Tobi: Buh-bye, sempai, un! *shuts door*
    Deidara: Stupid idiot, un...
    Money: Thank you for saving us...
    Deidara: What the---? Who said that, un?! Are my hands talking again, un?!
    Money: No, we're----
    Deidara: Shut up, you weird hand mouths, un! *drops money and runs*
    Money: *sigh*
    Itachi: *walking by*
    Money: Hey...
    Itachi: Who said that?!
    Money: It was me.
    Itachi: Sasuke?!
    Money: N-no---
    Itachi: Fire Ball Jutsu! *accidently burns down TV*
    Kisame: Itachi-san, again?
    Itachi: It was Sasuke! I killed him!
    Sasuke: *by window* Can't kill me, big brother. *flicks Itachi off, then leaves*
    Kisame: O.o
    Money: Hey... Fish guy...
    Kisame: What the frack? Is that money talking?
    Money: Yeah, we are.
    Kisame: twisted *leaves money under Konan and Pein's bed, then walks out* Hahahha, that's what ya get for taking Shammoo away.
    Later that night in Pein and Konan's room...
    Konan: Harder Pein...
    Pein: Keep going, Konan.
    Money: Aw, yeah. That's it.
    Pein & Konan: *stop what they're...doing*
    Konan: What was that?
    Pein: Must be the other members. *gets up and leaves room to go to living room* EVERYONE GET YOUR @$$ IN HERE!!!!
    Akatsuki: *is all in living room* *some crack up laughing*
    Pein: What's so funny??!!
    Akatsuki: *still laughing*
    Pein: TELL ME OR DIE!
    Me: N-nii-san... You're not wearing any pants...
    Pein: *looks down to see him wearing Justin Bieber boxers* Shiit.
    Some of the akatsuki members: *taking photos*
    Pein: I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Me: Sorry for lameness. XD
    Pein: EL, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
    Me: Sorry, can't kill me. You signed a long term contract. xd
    Pein: Shiit. Well....Rate and comment or face the wrath of me.
    Me: ...and his Justin Bieber boxers. *cracks up laughing*
    Pein: F*CK YOU! Konan doesn't think it's funny!
    Konan: *rolling on the floor laughing* Yeah, I do! Hahahahaha!!!!!!!
    Pein: I hate you all. =:_:=