• I have always thought that humans –especially females- have a way of mentally adjusting themselves to their surroundings. Say for instance, when an attractive popular blonde walks into a room filled with dozens of hot guys she automatically primps herself and starts flirting until she finds the right guy that screams absolute “boyfriend material” and starts making out with him.
    But what am I to say, I am not even human anyway.
    Go figure.
    It is so true anyway. I mean humans are so predictable. When you ask them to do something they almost always do it. Like I said, predictable! Of course your going to say “How do you know anything when your not even human huh!?” Pssht, I know a lot more than you do, that’s for sure.
    You don’t believe me.
    It’s not a fact. It’s a statement.
    Just because I am not from your stupid little planet doesn’t mean I don’t know anything. See you humans have this messed up idea that “aliens” are green with antennae’s and have four eyes or whatever. You know, small, green, unintelligent, freaky.
    Ugh, get a life.
    Truth is we look exactly like humans- except we have pointy ears. Like “elves” as you humans call them. Sure, yep we are elves minus the green.
    I am so sure.
    We “aliens” are actually quite beautiful. Women on my planet have snowy white hair with pale skin and blood red lips, and slim muscular bodies. Men have black hair, pale skin and pink lips. Men a larger in size but still have graceful muscled bodies. We live on a planet unknown to most humans- Creanisa. We are the chosen. The creators of earth. The creator of humans. That’s why we look so much alike. But of course we created you to be this way, silly of us, now we actually share a significant amount of DNA with you. A lovely thought isn’t it!?
    Um, not.
    See, another thing about the creators is that we each have a specific and personal human we are supposed to follow, this human in particular matches our DNA exactly, and we have to study this person and he or she’s life. So that’s how I know so much about you know-it-all humans.
    Sure! Go ahead and laugh.
    I am dead serious. Creanisains don’t lie. But we aren’t supposed to tell either.
    This is why I have no idea why I am writing to you filthy smarty-pants humans. It is strictly against the law to make contact with humans.
    Again I have no clue.
    But then again, I have always been the rebel. Always wanting to against rules and such.
    But whatever.
    I mean I haven’t done something really bad.
    Well, there was that one time……
    Never mind.
    I won’t bore you with details of my crime.
    Crime. Humph, whatever.
    Let me get to the point. When I was assigned my DNA match I became fascinated with human behavior. So, then the real reason is-
    Your world is in grave danger. The chosen have decided to end you existence- for good. You have exactly one year and thirty days to try and fight back- or else you are gone. Zilch, nada, nothing. You will be wiped off the face of the universe. Forever.
    But of course you don’t believe me. You never do. At least you have one admirable trait about you- you don’t trust or believe someone you don’t know.
    Ha! I found one good thing!
    Ok, sorry I keep changing the subject.
    Anyway,
    About the total world destruction thing.
    I am totally serious,
    Honestly.
    (We are supposed to never lie remember!?!?!?)
    Ugh!
    You humans are so difficult.
    Crap,
    Oh yeah we CREATED you to be like that!
    Great.
    Remind me to thank my dad, will ya?
    Oh yeah, forgot to mention.
    My Dad is one of the oldest creators,
    In fact he is one of the original creators!
    Yep.
    What a life. I mean I am rebellious, contacting you humans, and oh yeah, if my dad finds out I am in BIG freaken trouble!
    Now you’re really freaking out.
    Ha, humans freak out easily.
    It’s actually an interesting thing to study. You know your emotions go all haywire when you’re not familiar with something.
    Ugh off topic again.
    Anyway,
    I am positive there is nothing you humans can do about this massive problem with your world destruction.
    But don’t worry.
    I have a plan.
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    Before I tell you my brilliant plan, (and I mean brilliant!) I should probably tell you a little bit about my self. My name is Winter Ivee Moss, Winter being my first name. I am sixteen and legally able to get married and do that kind of stuff.
    (Boys, stop letting your mind wander)
    My father, as I said before, is one the OCC (Original Creators Council) and is ranked high among my people. My family is “well off” as you humans say and we are very prominent. I did not mention my last name because if you knew it I would be violating several policies…………..
    Oh what the heck!?
    My full name is Winter Ivee Moss Galendergalee. It’s a mouthful, but that is my name. I have one older sister Autumn Isis Raini Galendergalee, and she is twenty two, married and has two kids, Rainbow Honey Nectar, and Zarhai Flame Blade. She is my role model and I wish I was more like her. She was the golden child. Always came home from ACA (Advanced Creanisa Academy) with all As and I was rebellious and came home with all Ds. If only I had become like her……life at home would be much better.
    My Dad is really abusive. Not physically, but mentally. My mom is abused so much by him she has become oblivious to it. It’s sad really, how you can love someone so much but be hurt so bad by that someone at the same time.
    And if you really must know, I am a virgin.
    I have had morality problems before with a previous boyfriend but it’s the past and he is gone.
    Another reason why this is a bad idea. See, our DNA matches can be male or female. And I have a male. So I have fallen in love with him, very much deeply in love with him. And I have a feeling that if I make contact with you humans that I might die……..without ever knowing him.
    Not that I am afraid to die, I just wish I could held and loved and having someone who would do just about anything for you. I want that feeling. I have been without love for so long that I crave the feeling everyday.
    Anyway,
    Back to the plan.
    I have a very complicated plan and it requires such precise perfection that I suggest you go over this carefully and pick your most highly prized men suitable for this mission. It involves every piece of military, naval, CSI, and NCIS, equipment that you can find and will be appropriate for this mission. I hope you will trust me and do as I say.
    You have exactly 390 days, 25 min, 37 seconds, until your permanent destruction.
    Act fast, America.
    The world depends on you.
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    Sacramento, California
    F.B.I. Office
    5:39 p.m.

    Dear Ms. Winter Ivee Moss Galendergalee,

    Whatever prank this is Young lady this is not a good one. We received your letter yesterday in and read it immediately. These “plans” we received were very detailed and obviously put together by a talented brilliant person, but I am afraid that our world destruction is simply the oldest trick in the book.
    Ma’am, with all do respect I have a wife and children at home I would rather be having dinner with than writing this un-necessary letter to you. But, that’s ok. It’s my job.
    But please in the future Ms. Galendergalee keep the pranks to your self.

    Sincerely,
    Jake T. Luyther
    F.B.I
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    Well thanks for the letter.
    Not.
    This is the ABSOLUTE truth. I am not playing a stupid “prank”. This is real life, serious stuff. Earth WILL be destroyed. Unless, you guys decide to get smart and follow my highly detailed plans I sent you.
    So very kind of me wasn’t it,
    Whatever.
    If you don’t want to believe me then fine.
    But Mr. Jake T Luyther, I knew you had a wife and kids. Your wife’s name is Lucy Mary, and your three kids are, Emma Lilac, Jake T., and little Claire Rose. I know all of that Mr. Luyther. That’s why I sent it to YOU. I thought that you of all people would understand.
    But I guess not.
    Oh well. I guess you are going to get destroyed.
    But will you please deliver this letter to Mr. James Huner?
    (The letter is attached)
    Thank you Mr. Luyther.
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    Dear James,
    You don’t know me, but I know you. You have a dog named Chloe, (She is a Golden Retriever) and your parents are Brad and Vanessa Huner. You have had two girlfriends Kim, and Valerie. I was very extremely jealous when you were together with them. You live in a fully furnished condo in downtown Sacramento, and you are going to move soon to the suburbs, to escape city life. You work as a real estate agent but you really hate the job.
    You don’t know me.
    But I love you.
    Love,
    Winter
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