• PART I
    One day, A young man got on his computer, typed in some keys and logged on to gaiaonline.com. His name was Dragonpenguin13, master of elements.
    Only one of his friends was on, NarutoX4567, master of summons.
    They sent a few messages back and forth, until one message, covered in horrible accidentally killed Dragonpenguin13 inside. He was now, essentially.. A... ZOMBIE!!
    The gaian zombies took this as a cue and thrashed out of their graves, and Dragonpenguin was their leader... NarutoX4567 didn't want to fight any of his friends, but he would if he had to. Nagata Kurosiki, their mutual friend logged on and noticed the sudden zombie invasion.
    "Didn't this already happen, like 3 years ago?" She asked. NarutoX4567 nodded, then charged forwards. He summoned his first creature: An indian tiger, the size of a bus. It's muscles rippled. Dragonpenguin13 the zombie stood up as tall and unafraid as possible. He pimp-slapped the tiger. The tiger balled up its claw... And then punched Dragonpenguin13 in the face.
    Dragonpenguin13 went flying into a billboard. More specifically, a "stay safe! Buckle up!" sign. Nagata Kurosiki laughed at the irony.

    To be continued...