• Once upon a time there was a princess named Alexandria. She was so beautiful and perfect that all the other girls made horrible rumors about princess Alexandria (princess alex for short). But those girls were nothing compared to King Deedeedee joseph and his wicked hag of a mother, Carlos. King joseph hated the princess because she broke his heart by leaving him for his quarter elf pool boy named Josie (or jose which is what the other elfs called him). Josie hated joseph to because of how he treated princess alex. So Josie challenged king Joseph to the battle of the cupcake. Whoever won get everything the loser owned which in those days included the girlfriend of the loser. King Joseph accepted the challenge because his ego was so big he thought there was no way he would lose to a pool boy. Well of course the king got to choose his pet and weapon first. The king's animal was a two story black dragon and for his weapon he chose a giant black and red sword. Well when it was Josie's turn to choose he already knew exactly what he wanted. For his pet he got a horned hamster and for his weapon he chose a bottle of fat free slim fast choclate flavored. As soon as he made his choice the arena roared with laughter. The only person who wasnt laughing was the princess. Well surpriseingly josie won. which means that he became the new king, and as his first duty he banished king Deedeedee and his wicked hag of a mother from the kingdom . The kingdom lived happily ever after