• Axel: *jumps and holds hand out* Arret! Tempes d'Axel
    [theme: Gives You Hell - The All-American Rejects]

    Axel: Alrighty then, since Larxene refuses to leave-

    Larxene: I do not refuse to leave, I'm just avoiding Marluxia.

    Axel: uh-huh, but as I was trying to say, she's a co-host as long as she sits beside me.

    Larxene: So if I sit on the opposite side of the bed, I'm not a co-host?

    Axel: That is what I just said.

    Larxene: *shrugs and puts one leg over the other* ok then

    Axel: So this time we have questions! *holds up some index cards*

    Larxene: really? And here I thought no one liked you enough.

    Axel: *looks at her* could you shut up 'til after I read a question?

    Larxene: fine

    Axel: *looks at the index cards* ok so, Fantasy_wings411 would like to know if there are any secrets. I refuse to answer with something a bit personal, but I will say as mentioned before that I did, in fact, call Saix elf and he got annoyed by it.

    Larxene: awww, why not?

    Axel: 'cause you're in the room. But now you gotta answer.

    Larxene: why?

    Axel: 'cause you're the co-host.

    Larxene: fine. Lets see... Secretly, I don't like Marluxia as much as everyone would think.

    Axel: really?

    Larxene: that and I throw my knives at uncolored My Little Pony coloring book pages.

    Axel: uh-huh *looks back at the index cards* um, she'd also asked about a favorite memory. For me, probably anytime Roxas, Xion and I are eating sea salt ice cream on the Clock Tower in the Digital Twilight Town. *looks at Larxene* How 'bout you?

    Larxene: I think it was that time you dyed Marluxias hair purple.

    Axel: *laughs a little* yeah, that was a good one.... Though with Luxord the color will stay even if the dye comes out for a few more weeks.

    Larxene: ya gotta love light haired people.

    Axel: *tosses a card behind him* and Ginni The Vampire would like to know what kind of hair gel I use, Honestly I don't know, I get all sorts of different kinds. Currently I think it's L.A Looks or something.

    Larxene: I prefer hair spray, sometimes a little gel.

    Axel: moving on.

    Narrator: What Axel found in somebody else's room [Dr. Who theme]

    Axel: so I slipped into Saix's room this time, thank goodness he wasn't in there, and found something I was actually wondering if he still had. *Starts to pull something from below the edge of his bed*

    Larxene: what would that be?

    Axel: *holds up a picture of Lea and Isa* this! And it's in better condition than mine... Strange.

    Larxene: who are- Oh, that's who they are. *looks at it* he doesn't have a scar....

    Axel: get over it. I'll return this in a bit.

    Narrator: Axels hidden camera [Twilight Zone Theme]

    Larxene: so where'd you hide the camera this time?

    Axel: Xigbars room!

    *Xigbars room*
    Xigbar: *flipping through a Playboy magazine*
    *knock at the door*

    Xaldin: Xigbar!

    Xigbar: *shoves magazine under bed and answers the door* yeah?

    Xaldin: You wouldn't happen to know what happened to all the sake, do you?

    Xigbar: nope, not at all.

    Xaldin: *not believing him* uh-huh *starts to walk away* go get more.

    Xigbar: *stutters*

    Xaldin: now!

    *Axels room*

    Axel: I should get ahold of that magazine to blackmail him with. *evil grin*

    Larxene: *shrugs* I guess this means we're done?

    Axel: unless you have something else to say.

    Larxene: nope

    Axel: alright then, Peace, I'm out

    Larxene: g'bye