• Recap:
    "Meow."
    "WTF?" they said at the same time. Suddenly, the cat shrank and turned into a girl in crouch position. She straightened up and smiled. "Hi, I'm Dango!"
    Alright, on with the story!
    "...Dango?" said Sasori and Deidara at the same time. After a while, Deidara spoke up. "Isn't that a shish kebab, un?"
    Dango's eyes narrowed and her ears laid back. And then she jumped the ten foot distance between her and the two men, landing right on Deidara's chest. Then she punched him in the chest. Deidara was silent for a moment, and then said, "Was that supposed to hurt?" Dango hissed through her teeth and her eyes darted around, looking for some gun that Jashin had dropped from the sky. Sasori smiled a little (OMG HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? me: shut up and read) and pulled Dango gently off Deidara. "Well, I see this little lady is feisty." Dango smiled. "You bet I am." Sasori smiled back. "I wonder, does such a talented girl know how to repair injuries as well?" Dango bobbed her head up and down. "Well,"Sasori went on silkily, "my friend and I here have some of those injuries. Perhaps you could fix them, if you could be so kind?" Dango bobbed her head again. "Of course, if you ask politely." Sasori turned his head to Deidara and smirked. Deidara stuck his tongue (well, one of his tongues) out. Dango looked at the crack in Sasori's arm. "Hmm... so you're made of wood." Sasori smiled warmly. "I'm sorry, I forgot to mention that to you. Would it be too hard for you to fix the crack?" You shook your head. "Not at all." You did some hand signs and applied your pointer finger to the crack in his arm. The wood around it fused together until it was as if the crack had never existed. Sasori looked very pleased. "Thank you, miss. Now, my friend is a little harder. His arm completely came out of its socket." Dango frowned a little and then picked up the arm that Deidara had. She placed it in the socket, then did the same hand signs she had done a couple seconds ago. She then applied her whole hand to Deidara's arm. The skin fused together just like Sasori's skin (er, wood) had. "Thank you," said Deidara. You bowed. "No problem." Sasori spoke up again. "I was wondering, are there any other skills you possess besides the two incredible ones you have shown us today?" Dango thought a little while. "Well, if you count cooking, then yes..." Sasori and Deidara exchanged glances. Konan most definitely did not know how to cook. They looked back at you, their gazes now slightly evil. Crooked grins were plastered on each of their faces, showing shiny white teeth and pointy canines. "Would you like to come with us to our...er, house and help us with it?"asked Deidara. Dango shrugged. "I don't know, I mean, I have a homeat Konoha, and there's Kakashi-san..." she trailed off purring as Sasori started scratching her ears. Her eyes began to droop as she said, "Well, maybe...." Sasori turned to Deidara. "Make us a bird." Deidara felt in his pouch. "Damn, I used all my clay up in that stupid fight earlier." The two looked at Dango again. She quickly turned into the larger panther and the two men jumped on. "To the Akatsuki!" stated Deidara. "Oh, is that what you call your house?" asked Dango (obviously not very bright).
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