• The Tooth Fairy

    Once upon a time, a short while ago, there lived a little girl who was very tall. She liked to go out to the sea and capture whales. Then she would harpoon them and steal their whale teeth. She liked the way whale teeth looked when she wore them as jewelry and they also made very sturdy shoes. She also liked to dry and crush the teeth so she could sprinkle them into her soup for dinner. One day the whales seceded they had enough and wanted to take revenge on the whale killing demon girl. Together they devised a plan. They worked hard day and night creating the perfect weapon to take down the notorious Whale Tooth Fairy. With excellent timing the whales finished their super weapon, for just as they put on the finishing touches on the super weapon the Tooth Fairy approached in her small row boat, harpoon held at the ready, her quick eyes darting about, seeing everything. Or so she thought, she saw it at the last second, she thought she was fast but she wasn’t fast enough. A giant set of jaws flew out of the water, made of old shipwrecks and held together with seaweed the jaws trapped the Tooth Fairy while the whales sprang into action! They slapped her in the face with their tails, while she was being held down by the jaws, until her teeth began to fly out of her mouth. Once all her teeth had flown out the jaws opened and released her. As the whales swam away pleased with themselves the stunned and now toothless Tooth Fairy thought she could hear the laughter of the whales. Needless to say she never picked on the whales again, instead she decided to pick on smaller animals, like the beavers who lived down the street from her. And after enough night raids she had enough teeth to make herself a shiny new pair of dentures.

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