• Rant on School
    My school…is boring.
    Why?
    Because it has two o’s…
    And there is an o in…
    Donut!
    So I would walk from one class to another and…
    Well the weird thing about my school is…
    We don’t have hallways.
    Everything is outdoors…
    Except for the classrooms…
    and the gym…
    So as I was saying,
    I would be walking along to my first class from homeroom…
    Science.
    I bet you can’t guess what we learned on our second week of school.
    No, not cells.
    No, no animals.
    We learned about linear equations!
    So I asked our teacher, “isn’t that math?”
    And she just looked at me then laughed.
    She was all,
    “No silly it’s science.”
    And then later on…when we went to math 3 weeks later…
    We learned about linear equations.
    So based on what my science teacher said I asked my math teacher, “isn’t this science?”
    And he just stared at me and kept blinking.
    So I asked.
    “Do you have something in your eye?”
    And then he cut me off and started yelling MATH repeatedly.
    MATH, MATH, MATH, MATH, MATH.
    Do you know how annoying that gets?
    My school is full of weirdness.
    So then, after math, I went to English.
    I love English…
    Except for the writing and reading part.
    Honestly, I don’t get English.
    I mean, us all know how to speak…
    And don’t even get me started on History.
    One day, for a project, our teacher made us make masks.
    And so, as an example he made his own mask just to show us.
    So he asked us, “What were these masks used for?”
    And some girl answered, “To dance around fires.”
    So he nodded his head and started doing some crazy contraption of a dance.
    He really creeped me out.
    And I think he might have A. D. D.
    Because there was this one time when I was in math and had to get something from his room…
    So I walked in and on the board was written, “Muslims.”
    And they were talking about food.
    Ok, I know Muslims ate, but was it really that important?
    It wasn’t even a Muslim recipe they were talking about.
    It was some cookie recipe for Christmas.
    And don’t Muslims fast for a month once every year?
    It’s like food doesn’t exist there.
    So, in ending, school has 2 o’s…
    Not one o.
    That would be Schol…
    Which people might mistake as skull like S-K-U-L-L
    And who goes to skull every day?