• It was a nice summers day, and Chrystal was sitting on the couch reading a sappy, almost unbearable, romance/exotic sex novel. A rare occurrence indeed, but the cable was out and her desire for watching stupid 7-year old cartoons could not be replenished. Suddenly, like a bat out of hell, Courtney burst through the door. "Chrystal!!" she screamed. "I have a new job!" Chrystal peeked above her book and looked at Courtney. She was wearing... a McDonalds uniform! Chrystal lept from her seat and glomped Courtney with all her might. "Do you know what this means!?" Chrystal asked her. "YES! We’re going to get SO FAT!!" Courtney replied. "YAY!!" Chrystal jumped up and down and clapped her hands in a frenzied heat of excitement.

    The next day....

    Chrystal drove up slowly to the drive through window at McDonalds. Her hunger flared inside her tummy. "May I take your order?" A female voice asked from a speaker. "Perhaps..." Chrystal replied. "I think you can. Maybe. Um, can you?" There was a few moments of silence. "Of course I can." The voice said. "Oh! Okay, that's wonderful! I would like... a McChicken and a medium Coke." A few more words exchanged and Chrystal drove to the first window, giving Courtney her money, who smiled at her evilly. Chrystal could only wonder what she could have done to her order... She took her change from her roommate, and drove to the next window. Her palms sweaty. She shook nervously. "Here you go ma’am." Said the zitty boy, handing her her food, and drink. She checked it, and gasped. "THIS IS A NUMBER SEVEN!!!!!!!!" She screamed. "Does a McChicken sound anything like a number seven to you!? DOES IT!?" The boy shook his head no, he seemed a little scared. "I WANT MY MCCHICKEN!!" Chrystal screamed, beating the steering wheel with her hands and honking the horn. This would be useful, if the horn had indeed worked. Courtney appeared from behind the boy. "Ma’am, I’m going to need you to leave, you’re causing a ruckus." Chrystal glared at her, and pointed. "Yooooouu..." She said as evilly as she could. "You did this!!" Chrystal threw the number seven at her face. She got out the car and stomped the ground angrily. Passerbys who saw decided it was best to go to BugerKing. Coutney exited the McDonalds and threw an unwrapped McChicken at Chrystal’s face, who was so surprised, and fell down face first on to the sammich. People who were behind Chrystal’s car, still parked beside the second window, honked their horns with impatience. Chrystal lifted her face from the ground, a bun stuck to her face. "Is this...? IT IS!!" Lo and behold, Chrystal jumped with joy. She had her McChicken! She picked it off the ground and nibbled at it happily. Courtney gagged. "You’re so gross..." She said, and returned inside. Chrystal skipped to the front seat of her car, and started to leave. She took a sip of her drink, and halted the car immediately. "THIS IS A DR.PEPPER!!" She screeched.