• An Unrealistic View of Myspace and other Notable Properties

    Introduction

    by GRIMBEN

    Today, in our crazy world, many corporations probably rule the world. Take a moment out of your most likely, meaningless lives and read almost likely view of what can be or probably is.
    Myspace was actually created by demons that live in a castle in Translyvania. They are named the council of Elders who have monopolized the lives of teenagers. They've tricked teenage girls into taking picture of them half naked for enjoyment. They tricked musicians into posting music so they can get it for free.
    The castle itself is part of a bigger system of castles in the region owned by FOX. The headquarters is a "mad" big castle guarded by Cerberus and other Underworld symbols after they lost their jobs when people stopped believing in myths.
    The head of "security" is Dracula. His missions including sucking the blood out of anti myspace activists. That is why no protests have ever worked. He is a sly creature who rivals the devil of the Venezuelan president's mind.
    Behind the technical marvel of FOX and MySpace are goblin programmers. They work day and night to keep the conspiracy alive. Their boss is Polyphemus who apparently survived his wound to the eye by Odysseus. His one eye can see all... YOUR PASSWORDS!
    In conclusion, if you think I am crazy, out of this world, or under a rock that I can suppose that even Tom does not want to be your friend.