• There was a boy who wanted $100. he prayed for weeks. but nothing happened. he wrote a letter to god saying he wanted $100. when the letter arrived to the postal office. they sent it to the president. the president was so amused he asked his secretary to give the boy $5.
    when i the cash arrived to the boy. he wrote another letter to god saying

    Dear God,

    Thanks for the $5 I wanted $100 but why did you give me $5? And why did u give it to those idiots in Washington, D.C.? those assholes took $95 in taxes!!

    the boy wrote yet another letter to the president saying

    dear mr. president ,

    thx for the $5 u a*****e ur secretary took $95 dollar in taxes!!

    they went to the boys house house and gave him the rest of cash he said thank you, then the president pimp slapped him in the face
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