• Hi my name is Cindy and I would like to talk about my friends, so here it goes my best friends name is Alice she is my age and we've been friends for 12 whole years so now, guess what, today is our first day anniversary and I don't have anything to give her "I forgot" about it don't tell her though oh ya sorry today is March 22 the day we met so come on. Help me out what should I give her? Honey! mom called, the phone someone is on the phone for you. Coming I called back. Hello? Hey hi so what’d you get me Alice asked in a sweet voice, um it is a surprise, ok meet me at the park at 12:00 ok? Sure. Oh man I am in some big trouble now, mom will
    you take me to the store now please, ok coming sweet this is going to be great, I can get her a present and she doesn’t need to know about it. 11:45 mom will you please hurry up a little, honey what’s
    the hurry ok mom I will tell you I forgot today was the first day I met Alice so please hurry. Ok calm down just please. 11:50 mom I only have 5 minutes to shop, wait in the car ok, ok honey she likes
    herself she has blond on the top and black on the bottom.
    So she loves herself maybe she wants a straitened or maybe even a hair brush oh maybe chose, her favorite color is purple maybe a purple straitened, or a purple dress, oh, and straitened, dress, and hair brush all purple. 11:53, ok i will just take those the straitened, dress, and hairbrush she’ll be so happy ok its 11:54 hurry lets go mom drive ok calm down honey take me to the park ok 11:59 hurry 12:00 mom we made now meet me here at 12:10 ok, ok honey hi alike hi where’s my present right here o
    h my god thank you purple everything even eye liner oh your the boom where’s my present right here a puppy omega i love him? her? has a husky sent he just the cutest ya your the best i knew i could count on you how old is he 10 mouths are you seers ya he cousts a allot take good care of him i will thank you i got to go see ya,bye.
    Ok that’s out of my hands so now what lets see i could always go bye him food and toys and a water dish well meaty not I think that he should just “snore” has asleep ok good his name should be or no or it should no I got it his name Markova perfect. Yes his name will be Markova I
    will teach him to sit, and stay, roll over, lie down, and beg and honey we got it ok mom. Well when's lunch I am starving? Soon what do you want for lunch? Um well I want BLTS ok that will be fine for lunch I will be right back do not answer the door for anyone I know the drill mom I know honey. See ya later be right back. Ok Markova lets play. Ding Dong. Uh oh someone is at the "bark" "growl" "gun shots" Markova shh boy. “Door falls” RUN!! “a guy walks in” Well what you waiting for kid the guy said “kid” that’s the word that you go to fair with. Markova train this word, Sick um. “Dog bites tears barks and well sick’s um” Then Markova hold him down while I call the police. “ruff” 911 Help this guy came to my house and slow down missy ok where’s your house 8917 Night Magic. Ok we’ll be there admittedly ok. A few minutes later we wo we wo we wo. Thank you officers you came just in time. Young lady where’s your mother well she went to the store to pick you my lunch. That guy you caught is a murderer. He is? Well I didn’t get him to stop my dog did. Bye thanks again. Ok bye. When is mom going to get home? I am getting scared about the escaped criminals. "Car drives in" Mom your home! Yes. Did I miss something important. YES! What? Markova just saved me from a. Honey where's Markova. MARKOVA! "Bark ruff" Markova where are you? "Bark" There you are. Why are you, oh my mom com here quickly. Ok why honey. Oh. I will call the police you just make lunch and lock Markova outside honey also just relax don't freak out honey that's the last thing I want you to do. 911 911 Help ya that person that was here he put bombs in our home. Thank you. There on there way. Ok I finished lunch. Just stay away from that corner. Let Markova in. Ok what do we do when the police come in mom just let them ding dong coming honey just stay here. ok mom.
    Oh I am so glad to see it's you officer. Ok ma'am just remain calm. Ok ten deep breaths. breaths in and out ten times. That thing is going to blow any minuet, you guys have to start packing your stuff. Yes sir. Honey you get the dog's stuff and I will start getting our stuff to gather. Ok mom, whatever you say. May I have the keys. Why I have to put the stuff in the car somehow. Here catch, thanks mom. 20 minutes later. Can't we go to Alice's house. Yes I guess so. Yay thank you mommy. You guys have to hurry. Ok officer. We are leaving now. Wow you pack fast there is nothing here except the bomb. Ya thanks lots of practice. Beep beep beep beep beep. The bomb bye officer, just call me Scattergun. Ok Scattergun. Bye. Mom hurry we don’t have a lot of time. Ok honey lets go now. They get in car and drive away, I hope Scattergun doesn't get hurt. Mom he won't get hurt, he's a professional. Your right I guess I am over expatiating a little bit. Ya to be truthful yes you, "BOOM" mom did you here that? Yes I hope he didn't get hurt. Me too. "cop car alarms" Did you think I died? Yes. Well I didn't. Crystal will you merry me. Crystal is my mom's name by the way. Of course I will Scattergun. "similes" I guess some things do have happy endings thanks for listening to my days and yes we got a new house Scattergun was my new father "my old one died in war 2 days ago" and we all lived happily ever after.