• The Random-est play EVER. O_O By yours truly, SANDY! biggrin

    Scene: Sandy and Belle are riding home from a movie release at the movie theater on a city bus.
    Sandy: *Lounges backwards into seat and yawns* That was a really great movie.
    Belle: Yeah. I really liked that one part, when the taco started da- *is interupted by singing bus driver* ... Uh? eek
    *Sandy and Belle both look up from their seat, at the male bus driver, singing opera written for a female*
    Sandy: *Looks up towards bus driver and yells* Sir?
    Bus driver: *singing* Yes, ma'am?
    Sandy: Uh... Do you know you're singing? *looks confused*
    Bus Driver:*stops speaking, and talks with heavy southern accent* Well, how dumb do you think I am blondie!?
    Sandy: I don't, I just-
    Bus Driver: That is IT! Get your sassy a** off my bus!
    Sandy: What!?
    Bus Driver: Yeah, and your friend's comin' with ya'!~ How ya like me now, Blondie?! *Stops bus and opens door* Oh lookie here, it's you're stop! twisted Bye now, Blondie! *Girls get out, and bus drives away*
    Sandy: I cannot believe he threw us off the bus! D:
    Belle: That guy is INSANE. Now we have to walk 3 miles back home! This BITES! *Starts walking when a person with insane hair and leaves all over her face, ripped clothes, and flip flops flies out of a tree and lands on Belle's head* AAAHHH!! D: *falls on ground*
    Sandy: WHAT THE- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? D:<
    Person: I ARE LILY! QUEEN OF THE HOBO SQUIRRELS! I LIVE IN THAT TREE THERE! *points up to the tree she jumped out of* I GATHER NUTS AND I EAT EM'! HAAYY YOU GUYS WANNA BE MY BESTEST FRIENDS!? biggrin
    Belle: o_o Not really.
    Lily: GREAT!!!!!!!! biggrin *Holds hands with Sandy and Belle and starts walking with them* SOOOOO You wanna get some donuts? I HAVE TO FIND MY TRUCK!! biggrin
    Sandy: Uh? Okay then... smile
    Belle: We're just gonna go home now... Bye...
    Lily: HOOOOME OOOOH THAT'S A COOL WORD! biggrin I wanna see your house! I COULD EVEN LIVE IN THE TREE BY YOUR HOUSE, OMG WE COULD BE NEIGHBORS!!! biggrin