• Well it began as an ordinary day, it was really warm and sunny, and I had just bought my wife a birthday present from that diamond store, Zales. Well I got into my car and told my GPS to play artist "The Beatles". It refused, and then it say's to me "how come I dont have a nice gift? How come you dont love me like you love your wife Mary!?" Then it start's crying in that stupid GPS sounding voice. So I finaly disconnect the thing and drive home.
    Well I eventually get home and give my wife the diamond necklace I bought for her. But little did I know that inside my car, that GPS turn's itself back on, and stare's at us through the window of my house.
    The next day I drive myself to work, and she start's talking again "that was a really nice necklace Bob, I think it would look a little better on me dont you think?" and so I say's "hay, what's your problem? Your a machine and my wife is a human, your out of your mind". And she didnt like that one bit. Somehow she took controll of my car, I was on the highway and she is makeing me swerv into car lane's. "Do you love me now Bob, DO YOU"!? I begin to scream for my life as the other car's on the road honk at me. I even saw a bus full of kid's make a head on collision with a truck. I didnt have time to see if any of them were dead or not, I was busy trying to gain controll of my car that was now a moveing weapon! "LOVE ME BOB, LOVE MEEEEE" shouted my GPS,she then begin's to sob. now the police are right on my tale, one of them stick's his head out of the window and start's shooting at me! The sound of bullet's sting's my ear's all the while my GPS is still crying like a 16 year old girl who isnt allowed to go to prom. I still try to dodge moveing vehicle's, some of the car's expload in the backround just like in an action movie, but with very real consequence's, all the while my car was about to hit 90 mile's an hour. "This is it" I thought "Im going to either get a bullet in my head or smash into a speeding car"! The cop's still keep shooting, and the GPS still keep's crying. "What the Hell do I do" I shouted out loud "WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME"!? The GPS is still shouting that through the sob's
    And then...I wake up, and It isnt my wife's birthday, it's mine! I walk down stair's and into the kitchen and my wife is sitting at the table with my present on her lap. "Well since you are alway's getting lost, and you are no good with map's I thought this might help" she say's to me hardly containing her smile
    I open the thing and it's a GPS. I quickly throw the thing in my wife's face and run dow the block screaming, Im pretty sure my marriage is over now. heart