• The Epic Battle- Mario vs. Masterchief pt. 1

    It was a typical day in the life of Masterchief, the world’s greatest futuristic soldier of the world. He was drilling his squad of Spartans, his futuristic “trainee” soldier squad, in his usual training area Valhalla. They were in the middle of the grueling target practice, the practice were they trained to shoot enemies from a-far with their rocket launchers. All was going well with for Masterchief, until the unexpected happened. In the middle of the training grounds a humongous green pipe emerged from the earth. Thinking that it was a threat, he and a couple other Spartans geared up and approached the mysterious pipe. When the Spartans got near the pipe they started to knock on it, just to see what would happen. But after a couple of echoed knocks nothing seemed to happen, so they walked back to the base, for it was lunch time and a nice cold drink of water seemed like a good idea after a good days work of training. But as soon as they turned their backs to the thing; little pygmy like creatures with nothing but a head and 2 feet ,called “Goombas”, started to pop out of the pipe! The Spartans then began to fight the goombas, throwing blueberries and grenades at them and shooting them down with everything they had. But in the end goombas were no match for the Spartans and were quickly defeated.

    After the battle, the field was trashed with the disembodied limbs of the goombas. Looking at the horrible sight, Masterchief ordered his troops to go back to base and retrieve cleaning supplies so that they could clean up the mess. The green pipe still stood tall and shone in the sun, almost as if nothing had really happened. Curious, Masterchief examined the magical pipe. He punched the pipe with all his might, and to his surprise nothing had happened, no dent, no sound, and no sign of another magical monster. Now all he knew was that this thing was strong, thick, green, and a portal to another dimension, possibly, a dimension with monsters. After all of his observations he was still curious, so he “climbed” on top of the pipe to get a better look at things. It was about 7 feet tall, nothing a little one of his super jumps couldn’t handle. Once he was on top of the pipe, he understood why this thing didn’t sound hollow. The rim of the pipe was huge, as wide as the width of a sidewalk! Masterchief peered into the pipe-hole, only to see an “eerie” dark pit of darkness. “What should we do next?” he asked himself.

    He started to pace around the pipe hole, walking around and around the rim of it, thinking of what to do next. Then he got it! He would throw a rock down there! Sure it wasn’t the smartest plan, and it wasn’t the most imaginative, but he thought it was dumb and primitive enough to work. Not to mention that he also wanted to see how deep the pipe was, and what better way then this? So he got the biggest rock he could find and threw it down the pipe with all his might! He waited about 20 seconds before he heard an echoed thud that was followed by a giant ROOOOAR!!! It was so loud, that it practically knocked him off the pipe!!! The Spartans Had obviously heard the roar, and were now rushing to the scene with there weapons in hand. mrgreen biggrin ninja