• 50 ways to get Itachi to kill you
    1-steal his nail polish
    2-scare him half to death
    3-crap on his face in his sleep
    4-hide your crap into his food
    5-call him gay
    6-say sharengan's are gay
    7-tell him hes fat
    8-say that his outfit is gay
    9-make bad impression of him
    10-say orochimaru wants to come over
    11-tell him that sasuke forgot who you are
    12-tell him that sasuke is dead
    13-say that naruto is hokage
    14-tell him that orochimaru got naruto first
    15-hide a snake into his room
    16-make him read this
    17-tell him hes the new hokage
    18-that hes needed in konaha in 10 minutes
    19-fart in his room
    20-fart on his face in his sleep
    21-yelling 'HI' in his ear while his yoga
    22-take his stuff
    23-put him in a pot of soup and put orochimaru in there too
    24-show a picture of him as a baby to konaha
    25-let his clothes in the dryer too long
    26-throw out his faveorite lipstick
    27-take his purse
    28-fart in his mouth
    29-yell at him
    30-call him stupid
    31-call him ugly
    32-say he looks like a wart
    33-tell him his clothes are wet
    34-throw him into the water
    35-put too many bubbles into his bath
    36-scare him with blod
    37-call naruto over
    38-kill sasuke with Itachi right there
    39-get naruto-9-tail-fox to come play hide-and-seek in the dark
    40-get granny tsunade to call him
    41-say he got fatter while eating the 'low-fat' cake twisted
    42-use his toothbrush
    43-give him chocolate cake
    44-tell him he's dumber than a grain of sand
    45-tell him you are replacing his name with 'it'
    46-sleep in his bed
    47-eat his cookie
    48-look at him
    49-sleep while he talks
    50- look at the floor