• Chapter 3: Zolo goes insane!

    Sanji and I were talking in the kitchen while he made lunch. I admired the way he so elegently prepared the food like it was a show. I clapped. "You are so cool, Sanji-kun!"

    "Thank you, Kira-chan." Sanji smiled in his blue pin-striped shirt. His jacket was hung on the chair beside me. "Taste some," He handed the ladle to me. I tasted the brown soup.

    I exclaimed, "Oishii (delicious)!"

    "Arigoto, Kira-chan!" Sanji grinned. He tasted some himself. "Could use some more seasoning,"

    "Ok, I'm gonna go see what the others are doing."

    "Dewa mata (see you)."

    I walked out and saw Luffy sitting on the mast head. "You'd think he would be afraid of falling."

    "No, he falls off all the time." Robin said from her lawn chair where she was reading. Nami was reading as well. Zolo was sleeping and Usopp was telling a story to Chopper.

    Perfect! But first I'm gonna get a friend. I thought. Waver-chan appeared.

    "YAY! I'm in the story!" She turned and looked. "Fungus man!" We both smiled evilly and got to work doing all 160 ways to annoy him.

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    At the end of our 'work', Zolo looked like a clown with a 'Sanji's my best friend' button pined to his shirt. We laughed.

    He woke up. "You're dead!" Waver-chan and I ran away from Zolo the Clown as he chased us with his white sword. Then we hid behind Sanji.

    Sanji laughed when he saw Zolo. "You look very pretty, Moss Head."

    "Not another word or I kill you." Zolo growled.

    Sanji smiled, "Maybe you'll get some fans now."

    Zolo and Sanji fought for a few minutes then Nami came and hit them. "Shaddup, both of you!"

    "Zolo, anata baka." I told Sanji. He and Waver-chan laughed.

    Zolo growled, What did she say?"

    "I said Zolo, you idiot." I laughed. Zolo went to nap. Waver-chan disappeared.

    Robin said, "Prankster-san, you speak Japanese?"

    "A little," I replied. "I can ask for some foods, ask how someone is, say thank you and you're welcome, and a few other words."

    Luffy asked, "Can you ask Sanji for meat?"

    I smiled, "Sanji-kun, niku kudosai dozo (may I have some meat please)?"

    "Iie Luffy (no Luffy)!" Sanji replied.

    Luffy looked wide-eyed. "Cool! What did Sanji say?"

    "He said no." I responded. "Sanji-kun, aisukurimu kudosai, dozo?"

    Sanji smiled, "Hai, Kira-chan!" He went to the kitchen. I cheered.

    "What'd he say?" Usopp asked.

    "I asked him for ice cream." I said.

    "And?" Luffy drooled.

    "He said hai." I replied.

    Luffy looked confused. "Why would he say 'hi' if you asked him a question?"

    I laughed. "No, Luffy, anata baka. He said the Japanese word for yes. You just pronounce it like you're saying 'hi'!"

    "ICE CREAM!" Luffy and Chopper shouted.

    "AISUKURIMU!" I yelled.

    "Huh?" Luffy said.

    I giggled, "Aisukurimu means ice cream in Japanese. I better stop talking in Japanese of I'll break your brain."

    "Immpossible!" Nami exclaimed. "Kira, there's nothing to break in there."


    I laughed