me and my frind tom had this conversation on aim
M: Hay tom what’s up?
T: Nothing you
M: I got to see my girlfriend
T: You have a girlfriend
M: Yes I must have talked about her a hundred times
T: Ha-ha I know I’m just messing with you
M: Aww
T: So what did you do when you saw her?
M: Ran up and gave her a long hug
T: You didn’t kiss her or anything
M: Well actually she gave me the hug but all the same
T: Wait so you haven’t seen her for a year and you didn’t kiss her are you crazy
M: No but we hug all the time
T: That doesn’t count
M: Awww whatever
T: So what dous she look like
M: I thought I showed you the pics on my mp3 player
T: No remember you forgot to bring it
M: Oh right well she is about my hight brown hair
T: Oh come on is she skinny or fat
M: Not much selections there are their
T: Who cares you know what I mean
M: She is skinny
T: Very skinny or only slightly
M: Really skinny
T: That has to be bad
M: No it’s hot
T: Your not one to use that word
M: I know but every time I see her she’s amazing she’s beautiful
T: Uh-huh
M: No really
T: You’re just saying that cause you love her
M: No I’m mean in middle school she was good looking but now it’s amazing
T: Something I would drool over
M: I would slap you if you did but you would be tempted to she is hot
T: Ha-ha you’ll have to show me
M: Yaaa
T: Ohh dude I know what
M: What
T: You should show her this
M: Huh
T: Show her this conversation
M: Nay
T: No seriously just copy and past it
M: Sure
T: Really
M: No
T: Come on
M: Ok but if she gets angry it’s your fault
T: Ok
M: Yup your fault XD
T: Dude I got to go mom is a b***h
M: Yaaaa I know what feeling see yaa
T: bye
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T: So did you see her naked
M: WTF
T: You know exactly what I mean did you see her naked
M: No I didn’t you freaking perv and I don’t even know were you got that
T: O come on man if she is that hot
M: She is but no I love her
T: Oh and I saw the pics you sent me she is hot yes but I’ve seen better
M: That cause you relate hot to sex and you stare at porn all the time
T: No its just most of the pics were just here face
M: Yaa you have to see her in person she is good looking
T: Ill take your word for it, ohh what did she say
M: Huh
T: You know when she read what the thing I told you to post
M: Ohh the aim thing ohh she just said “you think I’m hot?”
T: Dude did she at least go topless
M: Look perv im not into that I LOVE her and you don’t need sex to be with someone
T: Sure whatever
M: Dude it’s not my fault you stay home and masturbate all the time (freak)
T: So screw me
M: Ill pass
T: Ha-ha did you at least kiss her
M: No
T: Dude what’s up with that
M: I don’t know
T: Ok so you haven’t kissed and she hasn’t gone topless seriously WTF
M: No but she did show me her belly
T: So how was that?
M: It was cute she had a butterfly tattoo
T: A tattoo!!
M: Well it was airbrush (I think)
T: Dude tattoos are retarded
M: I don’t want to hear it
T: so can you come over to play halo
M: Ok but form now on I’m posting whatever you say about Monica
T: Wait you mean this
M: Yup
T: She will kill me don’t
M: Too late
T: a*****e
M: So back to halo
(form this point on we just started talking about halo)
M: Hay tom what’s up?
T: Nothing you
M: I got to see my girlfriend
T: You have a girlfriend
M: Yes I must have talked about her a hundred times
T: Ha-ha I know I’m just messing with you
M: Aww
T: So what did you do when you saw her?
M: Ran up and gave her a long hug
T: You didn’t kiss her or anything
M: Well actually she gave me the hug but all the same
T: Wait so you haven’t seen her for a year and you didn’t kiss her are you crazy
M: No but we hug all the time
T: That doesn’t count
M: Awww whatever
T: So what dous she look like
M: I thought I showed you the pics on my mp3 player
T: No remember you forgot to bring it
M: Oh right well she is about my hight brown hair
T: Oh come on is she skinny or fat
M: Not much selections there are their
T: Who cares you know what I mean
M: She is skinny
T: Very skinny or only slightly
M: Really skinny
T: That has to be bad
M: No it’s hot
T: Your not one to use that word
M: I know but every time I see her she’s amazing she’s beautiful
T: Uh-huh
M: No really
T: You’re just saying that cause you love her
M: No I’m mean in middle school she was good looking but now it’s amazing
T: Something I would drool over
M: I would slap you if you did but you would be tempted to she is hot
T: Ha-ha you’ll have to show me
M: Yaaa
T: Ohh dude I know what
M: What
T: You should show her this
M: Huh
T: Show her this conversation
M: Nay
T: No seriously just copy and past it
M: Sure
T: Really
M: No
T: Come on
M: Ok but if she gets angry it’s your fault
T: Ok
M: Yup your fault XD
T: Dude I got to go mom is a b***h
M: Yaaaa I know what feeling see yaa
T: bye
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T: So did you see her naked
M: WTF
T: You know exactly what I mean did you see her naked
M: No I didn’t you freaking perv and I don’t even know were you got that
T: O come on man if she is that hot
M: She is but no I love her
T: Oh and I saw the pics you sent me she is hot yes but I’ve seen better
M: That cause you relate hot to sex and you stare at porn all the time
T: No its just most of the pics were just here face
M: Yaa you have to see her in person she is good looking
T: Ill take your word for it, ohh what did she say
M: Huh
T: You know when she read what the thing I told you to post
M: Ohh the aim thing ohh she just said “you think I’m hot?”
T: Dude did she at least go topless
M: Look perv im not into that I LOVE her and you don’t need sex to be with someone
T: Sure whatever
M: Dude it’s not my fault you stay home and masturbate all the time (freak)
T: So screw me
M: Ill pass
T: Ha-ha did you at least kiss her
M: No
T: Dude what’s up with that
M: I don’t know
T: Ok so you haven’t kissed and she hasn’t gone topless seriously WTF
M: No but she did show me her belly
T: So how was that?
M: It was cute she had a butterfly tattoo
T: A tattoo!!
M: Well it was airbrush (I think)
T: Dude tattoos are retarded
M: I don’t want to hear it
T: so can you come over to play halo
M: Ok but form now on I’m posting whatever you say about Monica
T: Wait you mean this
M: Yup
T: She will kill me don’t
M: Too late
T: a*****e
M: So back to halo
(form this point on we just started talking about halo)
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T: So how was the ren fair?
M: It was AWSOME XD
T: Dude it sucks you couldn’t come over, me and my homes just parted all night long
M: Bullshit you don’t go homes and you have never been to a party
T: So what made it so awesome?
M: I was with Monica for 5 hours
T: Do anything …you know
M: no a*****e we just hugged and held hands for a long time
T: THAT’S IT!
M: That’s just fine
T: Mane you’re a p***y
M: And you’re a d**k
T: No wonder were such great friends
M: ******** off
T: Ha-ha
M: You know Monica hates you
T: WHAT YOU SHOWED HER
M: Yup
T: I thought you were bluffing
M: Nope
T: Dam
M: Ha-ha sucks for you
T: Whatever in two days ill be in New York
M: I know ill come over today so we cane hangout one last time
T: Hay come over at 8
M: Cant summer school
T: Ohh right
M: Ohh man summer school is awesome
T: Still being retarded with you girlfriend
M: She hates you and no
T: Ohh so what
M: Well we hold hands and she kissed me
T: Were
M: On the face a*****e
T: Ha-ha on the lips
M: No but on the cheek
T: Ohh that doesn’t count
M: It counts for me plus she did it
T: What’s your point?
M: Before I kissed her and I said I love you and she merely replayed I love you in a whisper
T: Maybe she hates you
M: NO, but now she is hugging me laid her head on my shoulder, kissed me
T: Again your point exactly
M: Instead of me leaning on her (so to speak) she is leaning on me so we are leaning on each other and now it truly feels as thou we have each other to hold us up
T: I don’t care much for poetry
M: I figured but its bin on my mind
T: So has whooping you’re as and halo
M: Is that all you think about
T: And porn
M: Of course
T: Ha-ha
M: Ill be over in a few minutes and that computer better be clean when I get their
T: What do you mean?
M: I don’t want to walk in on porn
T: Like last time hahaha
M: Dickhead
T: It helps with the ladies
M: I doubt that
