• Necks tend to get cricked, from slips
    a banana peel tossed, pajama pant width
    is not the problem, its the length, wanted to pull them up but lacked the strength.
    Here i lie, On my bed, eating pie
    on gaia online with life not in sight
    I am on the site though, a regular cycle, frequent trips to towns 2 man this ish's got me psycho
    All because my necks been stressed, i curse these pajamas for all that theyve left
    nothing but sadness, watching clannad this mattress has nestled my fatness and caressed me to nap less
    and play more, cuz while i am comfortable i will not snore,
    which i abhore due to lack of control over this war
    that i call the internet, in all its galore.
    My heart wants less but there's oh so much more
    to be explored, a portal to nothing but -
    my good hearted nature forlorn
    Lord, grant me freedom from this dubious hub
    this cesspool of madness, this curse i cant help but love.