• I have myself a donkey, so bold and so true
    He has a silly tail and two very long ears
    He has stolen my heart as sure as the sky is blue
    We are so in love, and I am telling you, my peers
    We had a picnic on the beach under the midday sun
    He fed me a sandwich and I fed him grain
    I giggled and laughed when he called me his hun
    And then I blacked out when he hit me on my brain
    He bound me with rope and covered my eyes
    And dragged me away, I was barely alive
    He hit me a lot and let me tell you guys
    He did not slow down until we arrived
    The next part is hazy and I can't really recall
    But I remember my Donkey and me in the Bathroom stall