• Dear Daddie,
    Thank you for not naming me Maddie,
    For me that would be baddie,
    And I wouldn’t love you, Daddie.

    Thank you for not dying yet,
    You better not show signs until I’m married and have a pet,
    I want to grieve when I’m all set,
    So I’m glad you’re not dead yet.

    Oh crap I’m running out of poetic things,
    I really like that peace ring,
    I like when you listen to guitar and sing,
    Woot! More poetic things.

    Now it’s two o’ clock
    Happy father’s day!
    I’ve finish a poem, what a shock!
    Hurray Hurray Hurray!