• I've never felt so free
    As when I laid underneith that tree,
    And the sky had never been so blue;
    It couldn't have been more true,
    Since I didn't have to hear her lies,
    Didn't have to hear her cries,
    Nor did I have to answer his calls,
    Or even catch his falls.
    Oh yes, I was finally free
    Underneith that tree,
    Where my car was a wreck,
    Where I broke my neck,
    As I was rushing to her side
    Because their love had finally died,
    Or that was what she had said,
    And now I am dead.
    But its all okay,
    Since my death saved the day.
    Now they're walking hand in hand,
    I wish I could kill them where they stand,
    And despite what they may think,
    (If I could tell them, they'd turn pink)
    I noticed they didn't cry,
    I really hope they die!
    But for now, my freedom will suffice
    For all the things I had to sacrifice,
    And I have much to tell,
    When I finally see them in hell.