• She said, "Will it hurt me?"
    "Of course not," said he.
    "It's a very simple process.
    You can rely on me."

    She said, "I'm very frightened."
    I've not had this before.
    My friends have had it five times
    And said it can be sore."

    It was growing rather painful.
    Tears formed in her eyes.
    It was hurting quite a bit now.
    It must have been its size.

    "Calm yourself," he whispered.
    His face filled with a grin.
    "Try and open wider,
    So I can get it in."

    "It's coming now," he whispered.
    "I know," she cried in bliss.
    Feeling it in within her now,
    She said, "I'm glad I'm having this."

    And with a final effort,
    She gave a frightened shout.
    He gripped it with anguish
    And quickly pulled it out.

    She laid back quite contented,
    Sighed, then gave a smile.
    She said, "I'm glad I came through,
    You made it worth my while."

    Now if you read this carefully
    The dentist you will find,
    Is not what you imagined,
    It's just your dirty mind.