• ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!

    you don't understand the position I'm in
    I'm whistelin' to myself but nobody is listenin'.
    I'm out and in and in and out my train of thought
    I dont know what im thinkin bout'
    Your words are fadin'
    'cause my head is in the clouds.

    My thoughts are roundabout.
    I'm about to shout,
    dont even give a ******** whatever comes out of my mouth.
    I wish I could tell you that your input really counts
    but it dont, heres what im currently thinkin' about:

    [chorus]
    For shame, Im thinkin 'bout playin' this game;
    for keeps startin this week and its all thanks
    to uniball and papermate so keep it straight
    the cost of pen and paper doesnt seem to elevate alowing me to make several mistakes.
    And as a bonus? This hobby lets me think;
    As long as there's ink, I can keep my sanity for weeks
    So just stop, turn the music down, stay calm around me
    Before I throw the F bomb around

    Everybody,
    listen up!

    I'm back in the act...
    of rap...
    how you gonna' react?
    are all your muscles gonna contract?
    Go into the fetal position till your stuck like that?
    No need to be afraid
    as long as you dont counter attack
    my intentions in fact, are simply that,
    Simple facts its simply rap,
    Simpler than Toney's class.
    And thats something I passed,
    the first time around
    how you ask?
    I payed attention in class...
    pfft. my a**.


    Skip the homework ******** the tests forget the rest thats not the best
    Just fall asleep after the notes thats what I did, and please dont hate.
    I was just in my desk, doing my best, takin the test, and he happened to happen to catch me I guess.
    tryin to masturbate. I mean masturcate my gum, s**t I ******** up, I twisted my toung all up and such.
    I start getting discriminating looks when im tounge tied, I guess that is why I'm quite quiet and shy, all of the damn time.


    oh no! im thinking it again! ill just pretend I didnt understand myself this time my friend.

    [CHORUS]

    A couple verses and what do you know I'm two minutes in,
    And when I picked up my pen, I had no clue where to begin.
    No end in sight, and even no sight in end.
    oops, sorry, that didnt make any sense.
    I'm going to try to speaker this seran wrap.
    OH HAT! My words are phoning up, whats up with that
    It's one in the morning, my fish is fried, its trashed.
    So goodnight, where's that funny lookin chorus at.

    For shame, Im thinkin 'bout playin' this board game;
    for keeps startin this week and its all thanks
    to uniball and paper plates so keep it straight
    the cost of pen and paper doesnt seem to disintegrate allowing me to make several steaks.
    And as a bonus? This hobbit lets me drink;
    As long as I drink, I keep my humanity for weeks
    So just stop, turn the promotion down, stay have a brownie
    Before I throw an H bomb around

    oops. I guess I've had 1 a.m. too many