• I can pull a little rabbit right out of my hat
    I'll put a pencil in a table and I'll make it go flat
    Im a joker, a jester, a terrible tease
    And a magician that'll bring you down to your knees

    A criminal mastermind with nothing to hide
    A crazy stray that just goes along for the ride
    chasing movie stars, cars and rasing the bar
    ten times higher than wherever you are

    Insane enough to blow up buildings
    Profane enough to rape the willing
    No matter how they try, nobody will ever match me
    You know you're gonna die cuz Im the Joker, see?