• The human body is a breakfast meal,
    And I’ll show you just how…
    The human body is a breakfast meal,
    Yummy yummy chow chow chow!

    Well, you see, girls are like hardboiled eggs,
    Especially those painted, wearing make-up;
    And boys are scrambled eggs,
    And whether or not they’re salty is all up to luck.

    The human body is a breakfast meal,
    And I’ll show you just how…
    The human body is a breakfast meal,
    Yummy yummy I want now now now!

    Our fingernails are like the glasses for our juice,
    Because, you see glasses, like fingernails, can be fancy,
    And glasses, just like fingernails, can be broken too.
    And that juice inside is like the blood in our veins!

    The human body is a breakfast meal,
    And I’ll show you just how…
    The human body is a breakfast meal,
    Yummy yummy wow wow wow!

    And bacon, that breakfast staple, is like our skin,
    And some bacon is meaty, and some is fatty,
    You can see, it’s just like the skin we’re in.
    A body needs skin and a breakfast needs bacon!

    The human body is a breakfast meal,
    And I’ll show you just how…
    The human body is a breakfast meal,
    Yummy yummy like a cow cow cow!

    Breakfast rolls are quite obvious you see,
    As they are clearly our knees!
    There are soft rolls and soft knees which look pretty,
    but don’t last as long as hard knobby ones!

    The human body is a breakfast meal,
    And I’ll show you just how…
    The human body is a breakfast meal,
    Yummy yummy meow meow meow!

    And as the breakfast is eaten, we grow older,
    And once it is entirely eaten, we will die,
    And go up to Heaven,
    Where we will eat breakfast too, whoo!

    The human body is a breakfast meal,
    And I’ll show you just how…
    The human body is a breakfast meal,
    Yummy yummy chow chow chow!