• You scare me,
    You look weird,
    And if you didn’t know it,
    You have a beard,

    No moustache this time,
    So you must’ve shaved,
    And, you know, it’s embarrassing,
    When you smile and wave,

    Your hairs nice,
    When you wear your wig,
    And, if I didn’t mention,
    You look like a pig.