• As I was standing on the road,
    waiting for my strength to load,
    I seen a squished little kitty,
    and my heart just filled with pity.
    So I picked up the corpse,
    pushed away hobos' forks,
    took the poor thing home,
    and buried it in a dome.
    So I went back for my jog,
    this time I took my dog
    then it started raining,
    and I just stood there, waiting.
    Here I am, in the rain,
    I'm done playing this stupid game.
    I seen a smothered beaver,
    And all I said was "Ah, what-eever!"