• I dont have words that make any sence
    Because you'll probably fall asleep at the end of the sentence
    When i say "work" and you say "no"
    You're driving me mad, you potato!



    You have the attention of a dead pup
    Because you fall down when i say "stand up"
    Go get a job you goof-off, you loaf!
    You are not human you are as lazy as dough!



    He's a scrambled egg, as smart as a brick,
    I'm restraining myself from not to kick!
    Go throw the trash or wash the dishes,
    Go cook something and make it delicious!



    Go hang the laundry, or go to school,
    You're driving me crazy, you lazy fool,
    Go do something, just go, go, go!
    Go get a job you potato!



    Not the brightest lightbulb,
    Not the sharpest knife,
    No grain in the silo,
    I doubt he's aware of his life,



    When he fell from the stupid tree on his way down,
    He hit all the branches then hit the ground,
    Then tripped on a well and reached rock-bottom,
    He's like a robot with no "on" button!



    If he had another brain in his head,
    It would be lonely, then rotten, then dead!
    He's a few clowns short of a whole circus,
    1+1 for him is enormous!



    The light is on but no one's home,
    The planet to him is just a big show,
    A show of nature, religion, and war,
    You're driving me mad you potato!