• There once was an ant named Ralph
    Who one day too much ran his mouth
    Bing bada bing
    Ralph was knocked right out
    He lie in the grass
    While the other ants kicked his a**.
    Lying in pain it started to rain
    And stuck in the mud Ralph goes.

    The next day little Johnny decides to mow.
    Stuck in the mud Ralph still sits, running his mouth
    Damn mud pit!!
    Ralph starts to cry –
    Please God I don’t want to die!!!

    (and the mower blows)

    So stuck in the mud sits half of Ralph
    Teaching us all not to run our mouths!!