• Kiss the bride,
    You know you already lied.
    And as you go out,
    She'll start to scream and shout.
    She knows about her,
    And she'll be such a blur.
    Watch your back,
    Or she'll give you a violent whack.
    She'll stick poison in your drink,
    And you'll throw it down the sink.
    She'll take a knife,
    And try to end your life.
    And she'll yell, "Damn it!"
    She'll have a match lit.
    She'll try to throw it on you,
    And that's your cue.
    You pull out your gun,
    And yell, "You are done!"